Holy s**t! That means some of you reading this almost certainly believe in the JFK conspiracy. But we're not here to insult you -- that just means that at some point you learned about the conspiracy theories but didn't also learn that experts disproved them long ago. That's the point -- all of the information is out there, but for many of you the only bits that stuck to your brain were the ones that aren't supported by any evidence at all.
And you see this everywhere -- 37 percent of Americans think global warming is a hoax perpetrated by a conspiracy of at least 30,000 climate scientists cooperating behind the scenes as part of a secret agenda. And then there is a hardcore 20 percent or so who believe in pretty much any goddamned thing -- from the U.S. government having staged the 9/11 attacks, to a conspiracy to hide evidence of alien visitors. And then there's the 28 percent who believe in one, overarching conspiracy involving a class of elites secretly controlling, just, all of the world events behind the scenes. From the wars in the Middle East to the writing of this article, all of us are just puppets -- here's a video explaining how Beyonce is at the center of it all: