Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 'Signs of the Time' That Are Older Than Your Grandparents
6 'Signs of the Time' That Are Older Than Your Grandparents

We live in a unique period of human history filled with exciting new social movements and artistic styles never seen before. Except of course we don't.

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5 Shockingly Creative Ways Animals Are Using Our Garbage
5 Shockingly Creative Ways Animals Are Using Our Garbage

Somehow, the natural world keeps finding a way.

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5 Reasons Packages Get Destroyed (Learned Working at UPS)
5 Reasons Packages Get Destroyed (Learned Working at UPS)

I was a Yuletide package-loading zombie for UPS. Now I'm here to tell you how to make sure that Xbox or envelope full of cash you're shipping arrives in one piece.

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The 6 Most Horrifying Child's Beauty Pageant Contestants
The 6 Most Horrifying Child's Beauty Pageant Contestants

While the idea of a beauty pageant for children is objectionable in and of itself, things can actually get worse.

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5 Bizarre Animal Chain Reactions Our Daily Lives Are Causing
5 Bizarre Animal Chain Reactions Our Daily Lives Are Causing

Some of the effects we have on Mother Nature are much less obvious and very, very weird.

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The 6 Most Bizarre Safe For Work Fetishes
The 6 Most Bizarre Safe For Work Fetishes

These are fully clothed, non-sexual images and videos that still serve as wank material for vast audiences of otherwise normal people.

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8 Racist Halloween Costumes People Apparently Still Wear
8 Racist Halloween Costumes People Apparently Still Wear

If you're heading to a costume party this year and want to make everyone there very uncomfortable, there are plenty of options available in this year's fine selection of racist Halloween costumes.

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5 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True (Part 7)
5 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True (Part 7)

This world is so scary that a lot of the creepy tales you told around the campfire have actually happened to real, very unfortunate people.

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6 Bizarre Ways Funerals Will Change in Your Lifetime
6 Bizarre Ways Funerals Will Change in Your Lifetime

By the time you attend your last funeral (we're going to go ahead and assume it will probably be your own), the ceremony won't look anything like what we do now.

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6 Animals That Look Like They're Dressed Up for Halloween
6 Animals That Look Like They're Dressed Up for Halloween

Truly, Halloween is a magical day. Which is why some animals choose to celebrate it 24/7.

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The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth (Part 5)
The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth (Part 5)

We don't care if you don't believe in hauntings or ghosts -- go hang out in any of these places at night and your imagination will MAKE them haunted.

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The 5 Least Spooky Real World Hauntings
The 5 Least Spooky Real World Hauntings

Boring people make for boring ghosts. At least that's the best explanation we could come up with for these hauntings.

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5 Horrible Things You Learn Working At A Convenience Store
5 Horrible Things You Learn Working At A Convenience Store

Speaking purely from personal experience, that working at a convenience store kind of sucks.

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The 5 Creepiest True Exorcism Stories of Our Time
The 5 Creepiest True Exorcism Stories of Our Time

Penis exorcism. That is all.

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An Apology to the Etsy Customers I Ripped Off
An Apology to the Etsy Customers I Ripped Off

Attention Etsy User! I am sorry.

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