Cracked Archive - Weird World

We live in a unique period of human history filled with exciting new social movements and artistic styles never seen before. Except of course we don't.

• By Robert Evans
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• November 08, 2013

Somehow, the natural world keeps finding a way.

• By Ryan Menezes, A.C. Grimes
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• November 06, 2013

I was a Yuletide package-loading zombie for UPS. Now I'm here to tell you how to make sure that Xbox or envelope full of cash you're shipping arrives in one piece.

• By Robert Evans, Sara Ohlms
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• November 04, 2013

While the idea of a beauty pageant for children is objectionable in and of itself, things can actually get worse.

• By Felix Clay
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• November 03, 2013

Some of the effects we have on Mother Nature are much less obvious and very, very weird.

• By Ryan Menezes, A.C. Grimes
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• November 03, 2013

These are fully clothed, non-sexual images and videos that still serve as wank material for vast audiences of otherwise normal people.

• By Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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• November 02, 2013

If you're heading to a costume party this year and want to make everyone there very uncomfortable, there are plenty of options available in this year's fine selection of racist Halloween costumes.

• By Chris Sims
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• October 30, 2013

This world is so scary that a lot of the creepy tales you told around the campfire have actually happened to real, very unfortunate people.

• By Nathan Birch
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• October 30, 2013

By the time you attend your last funeral (we're going to go ahead and assume it will probably be your own), the ceremony won't look anything like what we do now.

• By Kathy Benjamin
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• October 29, 2013

Truly, Halloween is a magical day. Which is why some animals choose to celebrate it 24/7.

• By Monte Richard, E. Reid Ross
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• October 29, 2013

We don't care if you don't believe in hauntings or ghosts -- go hang out in any of these places at night and your imagination will MAKE them haunted.

• By Pauli Poisuo, Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Ivan Farkas
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• October 28, 2013

Boring people make for boring ghosts. At least that's the best explanation we could come up with for these hauntings.

• By Tracy V.
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• October 28, 2013

Speaking purely from personal experience, that working at a convenience store kind of sucks.

• By Jason Iannone
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• October 26, 2013

Penis exorcism. That is all.

• By Felix Clay
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• October 24, 2013

Attention Etsy User! I am sorry.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• October 22, 2013