"Say cheese! OK, now let's get one where your dorsal fin isn't up your girl's butthole."
-Photographer's Creed
They can act like being "too provocative" was just an unwanted side effect of jamming fish up nude celebrities and vice-versa, but sex with seafood is a very real fetish. In fact, according to cartoons, it's how everyone in Japan says hello. All we're saying is that whatever their motivation was, it's hard to see these pictures and think anything other than "sex with fish." To make matters stranger still, the group is funded in part by a Japanese restaurant, and they are careful on their website to specify that all the fish in these photographs were eaten afterward. So if you were wondering why your calamari tasted like it was marinated with Ben Kingsley's balls, it may have been.
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