Cracked Archive - Weird World

So You're in a Fight to the Death in a Hall of Mirrors

I may have accidentally embroiled myself in a fight to the death.


4 Awful Things We're Now Considering Nerd Behavior

When the 'nerds are awesome' phase collapses, we're all going to be hanging from flagpoles by our underwear.


6 Filthy Jokes You Won't Believe Are from the Bible

It turns out the Bible is full of unbelievably dirty stories and one-liners about dongs, butts, and so, so much poop.


6 Modern Playgrounds to Make Your Inner Child Lose Its Mind

Childhood never really dies -- it just gets repressed.


The 5 Most Absurd Uses of Product Placement Ever

Some shows go the extra mile when hawking for their sponsors, directly weaving them into the storyline with all the grace and subtlety of a drunken hippopotamus.


4 Friend Zone Cheat Codes (According to the Internet)

Whether your object of desire is a boy, girl, or cleverly modified stuffed animal, I hope you'll find some wisdom here that you might not find elsewhere.


7 Things No One Tells You About Being Homeless

In a little town in Montana, I was 'lucky' enough to experience temporary homelessness.


4 Ways We Don't Realize We Suck at Coping With Adversity

When the world kicks our ass, we let it. Hard. And we never even notice.


6 'Signs of the Time' That Are Older Than Your Grandparents

We live in a unique period of human history filled with exciting new social movements and artistic styles never seen before. Except of course we don't.


5 Shockingly Creative Ways Animals Are Using Our Garbage

Somehow, the natural world keeps finding a way.


5 Reasons Packages Get Destroyed (Learned Working at UPS)

I was a Yuletide package-loading zombie for UPS. Now I'm here to tell you how to make sure that Xbox or envelope full of cash you're shipping arrives in one piece.


The 6 Most Horrifying Child's Beauty Pageant Contestants

While the idea of a beauty pageant for children is objectionable in and of itself, things can actually get worse.


5 Bizarre Animal Chain Reactions Our Daily Lives Are Causing

Some of the effects we have on Mother Nature are much less obvious and very, very weird.