I'm not even 40 yet, I still have decades of irresponsibility to burn through before I settle in and start making wise decisions.
The purpose for this article is personal pain for your enjoyment.
The next time you think you went to school in a prison, realize it could've been much worse.
Join me, dear reader, as I recount for you something ... special.
Back in elementary school, did you have that one troubled/violent kid who one day just ... disappeared? We're going to give you some insight into that child's situation ...
No matter how rich and famous you get, you never grow beyond the need for petty, passive-aggressive insults toward those who've wronged you.
Going all the way back to the '30s, I scoured hundreds upon hundreds of comics to find the most jaw-dropping examples of racial intolerance by Earth's mightiest heroes.
To sort out fact from fiction, we interviewed two decorated combat veterans who also have experience working in Hollywood.
There's nothing quite as wholesome as a board game. But you might be surprised by just how dark your awkward family get-together's go-to form of entertainment can be.