Cracked Archive - Weird World

Help! We're Losing All Our Writers to Fame and Fortune
Help! We're Losing All Our Writers to Fame and Fortune

We want to give you money to write for us. Seriously.

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3 Reasons You Shouldn't Shame Your Kids on the Internet
3 Reasons You Shouldn't Shame Your Kids on the Internet

As someone who has spent a little over a decade immersed in both parenting and the Internet, I know they don't go together.

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4 Exaggerated Dangers Everyone Loves to Hype
4 Exaggerated Dangers Everyone Loves to Hype

As terrifying as the daily grind can be, some of the hot-button, fashionable bogeymen are a lot less scary than you've been told.

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5 Ways Your Brain Is Turning You into a Jerk
5 Ways Your Brain Is Turning You into a Jerk

We've said it before and we'll say it again: Your brain loves to screw around with you.

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Advice for a Man Trapped in the Near-Term Future
Advice for a Man Trapped in the Near-Term Future

According to my advice-dealing instruments, you are communicating to me from some point in the future. Let's begin.

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4 Ways We're Programmed to Think Women Aren't Funny
4 Ways We're Programmed to Think Women Aren't Funny

While women are just as funny as men, there are some scientific reasons behind why you think they aren't.

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5 Ways Growing Up Inside Scientology Was a Nightmare
5 Ways Growing Up Inside Scientology Was a Nightmare

We were normal, working class Scientologists. And our lives were terrifying nightmares.

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5 Animals That Refuse to Play by the Rules of Evolution
5 Animals That Refuse to Play by the Rules of Evolution

Some animals raise a middle finger (or claw, or tentacle) to stereotypes and flip our world upside down.

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5 Reasons My Dog Is a Lazy, Worthless Millennial
5 Reasons My Dog Is a Lazy, Worthless Millennial

Here are some unassailable conclusions about all American 20-somethings we can draw from looking at my dog.

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8 Criminals Who Took Dumbassery to Staggering Heights
8 Criminals Who Took Dumbassery to Staggering Heights

Sometimes I ponder trying my hand at being a criminal mastermind. But then I read about dummies like these people, and I think I'll just be as stupid as them.

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6 Shocking Realities of the Secret 'Troubled Teen Industry'
6 Shocking Realities of the Secret 'Troubled Teen Industry'

In short order I learned some terrifying truths about an industry dedicated to taking America's at-risk youth and messing them up in the worst way possible.

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6 Overused Phrases It's Time to Retire
6 Overused Phrases It's Time to Retire

Many of the cleverest sayings of the last few years, phrases that very recently made us smile, have since graduated into full-on clichedom.

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