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As someone who has spent a little over a decade immersed in both parenting and the Internet, I know they don't go together.
As terrifying as the daily grind can be, some of the hot-button, fashionable bogeymen are a lot less scary than you've been told.
We've said it before and we'll say it again: Your brain loves to screw around with you.
According to my advice-dealing instruments, you are communicating to me from some point in the future. Let's begin.
While women are just as funny as men, there are some scientific reasons behind why you think they aren't.
We were normal, working class Scientologists. And our lives were terrifying nightmares.
Some animals raise a middle finger (or claw, or tentacle) to stereotypes and flip our world upside down.
Here are some unassailable conclusions about all American 20-somethings we can draw from looking at my dog.
Sometimes I ponder trying my hand at being a criminal mastermind. But then I read about dummies like these people, and I think I'll just be as stupid as them.
In short order I learned some terrifying truths about an industry dedicated to taking America's at-risk youth and messing them up in the worst way possible.
Many of the cleverest sayings of the last few years, phrases that very recently made us smile, have since graduated into full-on clichedom.