Cracked Archive - Weird World

4 Mind-Blowing Theories About Famous Lines in the Bible

These people decided to look at the Good Book and douse the stories with a whole earthen vessel's worth of crazy.


5 Insane Realities of My Life as a Dwarf

Dwarves have size where it matters most.


5 Ways to Keep a Relationship from Killing Your Friendships

With a new person in your life, it's important to let your best friend know he's no third wheel.


6 Reasons Comedy Is Better Than Drama

Comedy is the most important thing in the world, and not just because it's my job and how I can afford to have a home to cover in dust and dirty clothes and cat hair


5 Unimportant Things With Giant Armies of Crazy Advocates

How did these bizarrely petty things get so many advocates?


5 Eerily Specific Things Every Human Does Exactly the Same

Not like eating or farting. No, we're talking about the weirdly specific traits shared by nearly every society in every corner of the globe, for reasons science doesn't completely understand.


4 Signs of Aging No One Warns You About

Like a skirt trapped in your panties after a bathroom visit, no one wants to talk about getting older.


6 Secret Beliefs That Are Making Us All Unhappy

The good news: hedgehogs are adorable. The bad news: The Hedgehog's Dilemma could ruin every relationship you've got.


I Don't Know My Age: 5 Things I Learned in My Isolated Tribe

Before coming to America at the age of 14, Rich had lived most of his life eating monkeys and living without power or antibiotics.


19 Changes to the Internet If All Prejudices Were Reversed

The Internet is a super dumb place where all the world's hateful prejudices can gather together into one giant orgy of typos and vulgarity. But what happens when you flip the script on these bigots?


6 Surprising Realities of Life as a Hooters Girl

It started as a dare by my then-boyfriend, but this job ended up lasting way longer than our relationship did.


6 Unshakable Beliefs You Develop Growing Up a Redneck

We'll help you view the world through a redneck lens. And no, 'redneck lens' isn't what they call plastic wrap.


4 Famous Mysteries With Really Obvious Answers

You like secrets, I like secrets. Let's like secrets together. That is, if your concept of liking involves scrutinizing the shit out of them, because that's what I meant and what this column is all about.


5 Ways Your Favorite Holidays Change as You Get Older

Holidays either don't age well in the time between childhood and adulthood, or the joy remains the same but the purpose of the day changes entirely.


5 Adorable Behaviors That Mean Your Dog Hates You

Your dog isn't smiling because she loves you. She's smiling because she wants to bite your face off.