Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Common Argument Tactics That Need to Die

Listen close, dear reader, as I explain how you are screwing up your own life.


5 Huge Problems Solved by Doing the Worst Thing Possible

Here are the coolest examples of fire (figuratively) being fought (figuratively) with fire (figuratively).


2 New Shirts for People Who Ain't Afraid of No Ghost

Don't cross the streams.


5 Awful Things I Learned as a Child Laborer (in the USA)

We sat down with Norma Flores, who sweated and toiled in the fields while her peers spent their time doing homework and having childhoods.


19 Laws You've Probably Broken Without Realizing It

You're all worthy of having your asses kicked by Batman, and we have proof.


5 Life Hacks to Class Up Your Single Guy Apartment

Are you a dude? Do you have your own place? You're probably pretty gross, too. Here are some simple and cheap ways to keep your place from looking like a frat house.


The 6 Most Amazing Things Ever Traded For Pointless Crap

With a few seemingly lateral moves, a healthy dose of persistence, and a few metric craptons of luck, some folks started from the bottom, now they here.


5 Absurdly Badass Action Figures of Unlikely Characters

Not everybody in an action film gets to be the hero. But as long as money exists, those wimps will still get a toy version of themselves.


5 Surprising Things That Are Secretly Making You Fat

The Western world is getting fatter. But there are far stranger forces than Loaded Doritos working to embiggen your ass.


6 Real Police Screw-Ups That Put Chief Wiggum to Shame

Let's just say right off the top that police officers have a tough job, and there's literally no one else we want to call if somebody with a crowbar is chasing us down an alley.


4 Ways to Spot an Internet Bullshit Artist

I've long been fascinated with Internet fakers: the people who hang around forums and social media sites, vomiting lies out of every orifice like a drunken frat boy who's also possessed by a demon.


8 Insanely Valuable Items You Probably Owned (and Threw Out)

And no, we're not talking about that mint condition Batman Issue No. 1 -- we're talking about seemingly worthless junk.


5 Terrifying Things I Learned While Buying Guns on Facebook

When journalist Harmon Leon posed as an extremely creepy person with cash in hand, he found that it's alarmingly easy to get some of the most dangerous weapons in the world with nothing more than an Internet connection.


2 New Shirts for 'Planet of the Apes' and Zombie Movie Fans

Don't you think it's time your favorite characters got to be in one movie? Or at least on the same shirt?


5 Insane Things 'Deadliest Catch' Leaves Out About My Job

Fishing in the choppy, frozen waters off Alaska is the worst of the worst. We spoke with Dash Adams to learn just how bad it can get.