I've been working at a haunted Halloween trail for the past three years. To put it plainly, I know a thing or two about scaring your kids.
It doesn't matter how logical and rational you think you are, chances are there's at least one place in the world where you would never dare venture.
Ready to crap your pants? Okay, go!
Some things can suck the joy out of Adult Halloween, leaving it as sad and flavorless as a plastic jack-o'-lantern pail full of stale candy corn.
WARNING: These are not for the faint of heart, and #1 will be just about the most disgusting thing you've ever heard.
Thousands of people go missing every year. But as sad as that is, most of those cases have perfectly logical explanations. Some don't, but that's not even the creepiest part ...
If you haven't been to a haunted house recently, you're missing out on something truly unexpected: At some point they actually became scary.
Scotch is a lot like a second puberty
People have made up some weird rules about constructive criticism, and these are those stupid rules.
It's that time of year again, kids! What time is that, you ask? Why, it's pants-soilin' time!
Stephen King characters would have better luck than this.
At the risk of getting the Cracked offices fire-bombed, I'd like to pose a question: 'What if Satan is the good guy?'