Cracked Archive - Weird World

We'll help you view the world through a redneck lens. And no, 'redneck lens' isn't what they call plastic wrap.

• By Daniel Dockery
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• November 15, 2014

You like secrets, I like secrets. Let's like secrets together. That is, if your concept of liking involves scrutinizing the shit out of them, because that's what I meant and what this column is all about.

• By Pauli Poisuo
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• November 13, 2014

Holidays either don't age well in the time between childhood and adulthood, or the joy remains the same but the purpose of the day changes entirely.

• By Luis Prada
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• November 13, 2014

Your dog isn't smiling because she loves you. She's smiling because she wants to bite your face off.

• By Megan Vance
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• November 13, 2014

Why do we share one story with our friends and family and ignore another?

• By C. Coville
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• November 12, 2014

Death row prison guards are often more psychotic than the inmates they're supposed to be guarding.

• By Robert Evans, Luke T. Harrington, Nick Yarris, Calix Reneau
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• November 12, 2014

Here, for your street-harassment-avoidance pleasure, are four reasons why compliments might not be very complimentary.

• By Chris Bucholz
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• November 11, 2014

Celebrate that culture of vicariously boldly going with these new shirts, sure to capture everything you like in unified mashup packages.

• By CRACKED Staff
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• November 10, 2014

If you find yourself experiencing any of the following, it's time to get some fresh air.

• By Mark Hill
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• November 09, 2014

The ambulance can be a dangerous place, even if you're not a patient.

• By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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• November 09, 2014

Things have been a little touchy for the last five months, manly because men are being total idiots.

• By Felix Clay
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• November 08, 2014

When authors try to get clever, they begin a cycle that will never stop. That's how we get innocent-looking books that hide baffling lessons like.

• By Jason Iannone, Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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• November 08, 2014

Suck on some inspirational stories, Internet!

• By E. Reid Ross, Carmen Burana, Lance Beauregarde
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• November 07, 2014

Are these guardians doing their charges a disservice by allowing them to pursue activities that REALLY should be for fully formed adults only?

• By Diana Cook
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• November 06, 2014

Business owners and creators should react to bad online reviews with cold, dead silence ... not by going completely insane.

• By C. Coville
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• November 05, 2014