Cracked Archive - Weird World

4 Horrifying Realities of Working at a Haunted House

If you haven't been to a haunted house recently, you're missing out on something truly unexpected: At some point they actually became scary.

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Why Whisky Is a Manly Drink (But Not How You Think)

Scotch is a lot like a second puberty

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4 Mistakes We Make When Dealing with Constructive Criticism

People have made up some weird rules about constructive criticism, and these are those stupid rules.

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5 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen to Be True (Part 8)

It's that time of year again, kids! What time is that, you ask? Why, it's pants-soilin' time!

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6 Compelling Reasons to Consider Switching to Satan

At the risk of getting the Cracked offices fire-bombed, I'd like to pose a question: 'What if Satan is the good guy?'

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4 Creepy Conspiracy Theories That Need to Be Horror Movies

I decided to dig up a very specific batch of my favorite nutcase theories that are clearly horror movies in the making.

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17 Creepy Photos That Prove History Was Haunted

It's time for your annual reminder that the past is haunted by horrors that would like nothing better than to rip a hole in the space-time continuum and devour your soul.

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5 Ways Society Is Sexist Against Men (and How We Can Fix It)

After a few panicked phone calls, Cracked decided to address this rampant anti-male sexism, and weigh in on whether these issues merit beating back the waves of feminism.

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The 6 Most Horrifying Ways Anyone Ever Made Money

The real world offers something much scarier than Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers.

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7 Horror Movie Scenes I Lived Inside a Real Apocalyptic Cult

Boze Herrington spent his early college years in lockstep with a vicious cult leader and other brainwashed followers. We sat down with him and this is what we learned.

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Cops Won't Help You: 7 Things I Saw as a Real Slasher Victim

Joe Lozito enthusiastically disagreed with being stabbed by Maksim Gelman. We reached out to Lozito to learn what it's like to be a real hero -- here's what we learned.

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11 Original Pickup Lines That Cannot Fail

These lines will make an impression without the fear of a woman leaving an impression of her hand on your cheek.

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