Obviously, because no institute of higher learning wants to be known for telling its Oriental Studies department to go boof itself, they quickly withdrew the logo. But the internet is forever.
Women's Hair Products Look Like Sex Toys
Hair is not generally considered to be an erogenous zone, which is why the Kama Sutra doesn't have an entry called the "Mounting Ponytail." Yet it seems that the maniacs who come up with hair styling tools have finally given up on finding new ways to design their feminine products without throwing a few dicks into the mix.
"Available in nude and nude."
"Hot Buns" is ostensibly a helpful hair styling tool for women, but it is so clearly a giant knobby dildo that not even its product demonstrators can deny it.
Leading to some memorable television.
Similarly, the Pearl Curling Wand looks like what old timey psychiatrists used to get rid of hysteria. Now, we understand that there's only one shape a curling iron can take -- that of a thick, powerful penis -- and we're even willing to forgive the many sexual images that a "pearl wand" conjures up. But if this thing didn't heat up to scorching temperatures, we don't think this would see much upstairs hair action. Hell, it's basically a multitool.
Plug it in if you're going out, or don't if you're staying in.