Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Ways To Win Back A Loved One

The Internet is full of guides on how to be the consummate charmer on even the slimmest budget, and I consulted them to win back my beloved with a night of passion.


5 Realities As A Gay Person Forced To Stay In The Closet

Going back into the closet, which I had not been in since I was 14, I found it incredibly cramped and horribly decorated.


4 Things Someone Should Do Studies On

My studies would be a tremendous waste of a researcher's time. But that doesn't mean they can't humor me.


5 Dick Jokes That Came To Life In Hilarious Ways

The universe itself conspires to make dick jokes a part of our everyday lives.


5 Disney Park Attractions You Won't Believe Existed

It turns out Disney's Imagineers have dreamed up some certifiably insane attractions that don't exactly jive with your preconceived image of Disney.


When Sick Kids Who Don't Give A F#@% Get A Make-A-Wish Wish

Some Make-A-Wish kids want to be in Star Wars, but not Max. No, Max wanted something a little more dangerous, and the seven-story Con Agra grain mill in Huron, Ohio was just the ticket.


8 Badass Ways To Declutter Your Home

It's time to declutter! Yeah! Let's do some fall cleaning, not gonna save that shit for the spring!


6 Famous Awards Way More Full Of S#!% Than You Think

It turns out many of the most prestigious awards are a bunch of bunk.


I'm Trying To Cure Cancer: 6 Things I Shouldn't Tell You

We sat down with two cancer researchers in the American Southwest, to find out what it's like to be fighting on the front lines in the war on cancer.


5 Evil Ways To Make More Friends

My concern is that if my friends were eaten by crocodiles or just got sick of my horrible personality, I'd have no idea how to replace them.


6 Creative Criminal Punishments So Stupid They're Brilliant

In the case of Safety Pup, making a violent criminal symbolically wear his victim as a skin suit is the kind of shit a serial killer would dream up.


7 Unexplained Deaths That Will Shake Your Faith In Reason

Unlike on television, in the real world bizarre murders only raise more and more questions.


4 Surprising Realities Of Life As An Adult Thumb Sucker

Hi, my name is Erik Germ, and I have been a thumb sucker for 29 years.


10 Psychotic Old Ads That Basically Sold Child Abuse

Holy moly things were super duper insane back then.


5 Real Athletes With Bizarre Superpowers

As much as we like to poke fun at superheroes, it's a scientifically proven fact that there are people out there with abilities that belong in an 'X-Men' movie.