Keith Olbermann doesn't give a damn.
We talked to a bouncer named Cronk and learned all about terrifying women, Road House, and how everyone is just itching for a fight to happen.
There are problems with interplanetary colonization that sci-fi doesn't warn you about -- most of which involve our imminent doom.
It turns out museums are deathtraps and almost certainly haunted.
Tasers are nonlethal weapons that have killed over 500 people, so obviously the next step was to make them bigger and stronger.
Shockingly, only one of these is German.
Why not apply a little tradition mix-and-match to your holidays this year to make them as cool as humanly possible?
These select few people have more money and more power than a trillion Tony Montanas, and absolutely nobody is trying to stop them.
I've decided to get back in the dating game, because I don't want to die alone. But meeting someone new is hard especially in a city full of people trying their hardest to ignore each other.
I don't know the active ingredient in cough syrup, but tequila is the opposite of it.
You've no doubt seen this battle waged recently -- and pretty much every article, Facebook comment, and drunk uncle always makes a series of ridiculous assumptions that only muddles the debate further.
The tribute to Nathan Bedford Forrest looks as if someone took the original Burger King and smothered him in liquid metal as he screamed in agony.
It's not your fault that you're a lazy, useless dullard destined for failure and mockery. It's your brain's.
The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'