Cracked Archive - Weird World

4 Things You Learn Having a Disease Doctors Can't Diagnose
4 Things You Learn Having a Disease Doctors Can't Diagnose

Ladies, I realize this might be a hard article to relate to, but if it helps, you can pretend I'm talking about the volvo or the lamia. (I don't know a lot about biology. Or women.)

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6 Hidden Dangers Of Being Homeless You Didn't Know Existed
6 Hidden Dangers Of Being Homeless You Didn't Know Existed

Nothing brings out humanity's inner psychopath like seeing a homeless person minding his own business.

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Insane Coincidences That Solved 'Unsolvable' Crimes
Insane Coincidences That Solved 'Unsolvable' Crimes

Occasionally, a serious crime can be solved by a series of coincidences so implausible that they'd be cut from the first draft of a 'CSI' episode.

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5 Mistakes You'll Make The Next Time You Move
5 Mistakes You'll Make The Next Time You Move

Most people think that moving to a new apartment is a wonderful experience. Most people are dumb.

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6 Batshit Crazy Ways Superman Tried To Protect His Identity
6 Batshit Crazy Ways Superman Tried To Protect His Identity

Nothing will stop Clark Kent from keeping a secret. Nothing.

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5 Ways Powerful People Trick You Into Hating Protesters
5 Ways Powerful People Trick You Into Hating Protesters

The 'system' comes with a number of refined and subtle processes designed to make sure the complaints of the few get ignored by the many.

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5 Famous Cities That Hide Movie-Worthy Secrets
5 Famous Cities That Hide Movie-Worthy Secrets

Some cities' secrets are just a camera crew and a suitable soundtrack short of amazing movies.

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7 Great Works Of Literature (Written While Wasted)
7 Great Works Of Literature (Written While Wasted)

We tend to assume that when it comes time to do the writing itself, most authors put their drugs aside for a while so they can get the work done. But it turns out that nope.

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6 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Stupid They're Works Of Art
6 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Stupid They're Works Of Art

The Internet's stupidest conspiracy theories are bleeding into the real world.

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4 Horrifying Things I Learned Drunk At Work As A Stunt Man
4 Horrifying Things I Learned Drunk At Work As A Stunt Man

There's a reason you don't see many elderly stunt performers, and it's not that they all eventually get sent to a lovely farm upstate where they can jump all the buses they want.

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5 Common Phrases That Automatically Kill A Conversation
5 Common Phrases That Automatically Kill A Conversation

Small talk is hard. That's why people at parties sometimes stare at their phones or get drunk instead of having conversations.

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The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Celebrity Dolls & Toys
The 7 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Celebrity Dolls & Toys

Why the hell would anyone want to own one of these creepfests?

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Good Restaurants = More Bugs: 5 Things Exterminators Know
Good Restaurants = More Bugs: 5 Things Exterminators Know

We spoke to veteran exterminator Ben Denny, who told us that working as a poison-slinging vermin destroyer provides you with a unique perspective on the world.

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6 Reasons Online Dating Will Never Lead To Love
6 Reasons Online Dating Will Never Lead To Love

I've been in the online dating world long enough for my OkCupid profile to have started first grade this coming fall.

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6 Awful Things I Learned Surviving A Double Homicide
6 Awful Things I Learned Surviving A Double Homicide

We talked to a woman named Megan Crocker, who watched two people get murdered right in front of her. And it all resulted from an idiotic string of accidents.

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