Police quickly figured that the bundle probably fell from a smuggler's airplane on its way to the U.S. from Mexico. It's not atypical for drug drops to happen in border towns like Nogales, though they usually land in the outskirts near the desert instead of mortar-bombing a pooch palace. Obviously, someone up high was getting even higher on their own supply.
In May 2015, Philadelphia girl Jacinda Cambray and her family were celebrating her 16th birthday with grilling, swimming, horseshoes, and other good clean backyard fun. But before they were done soaking up that famous late-spring Philly sunshine, an uninvited guest decided to crash the party and rain on her parade with a shower of actual human feces.
Right after the birthday cake had been passed around, the guests noticed that something foul was being bombed into the backyard. It didn't take them long to realize it was shit, raining from the sky like a very immature god's idea of a plague. The next minutes passed by pretty much as you'd imagine. There were tears and cursing, followed by water hoses, followed by the devastating realization that someone else has shit your pants.
"It was brown. It was everywhere," said Jacinda's stepfather. "It got on everything." The victims of this smelly Dresden were several of the party guest and one rental canopy, though you don't rent out tarps for a living and not expect to be washing bodily fluids out of them on occasion.
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