So, here it is -- the day I never thought would come. But please believe me when I say: I am sorry, Mario Lopez.
Dinosaurs are pretty rad, aren't they?
Who is the voice of the Yellow M&M? Someone way overqualified for the job.
It turns out you can learn all sorts of interesting shit about the true meaning of songs, books, and movies if instead of debating it you just listen to the damned people who created them.
Dying of cancer is the mother of invention.
These are the guys we're supposed to aspire to be. Too bad they're awful role models when you think about it.
I didn't learn any profound lessons from my disability. Mostly, I learned that everyone is an asshole, including myself.
There's a whole menagerie of nuttiness that can go on in your noggin when you're out like a light.
We spoke to a few of the noble guardians of our society's official teenage foreplay building: the mall janitor and security guard. Here's what we learned.
Let's take a sticky stroll through the paranoia-addled world of insane conspiracies.
Here are a few times some well-intentioned measures backfired like an old Pinto.