Cracked Archive - Weird World

Dear Mario Lopez: Sorry For Implying You Are The Antichrist
Dear Mario Lopez: Sorry For Implying You Are The Antichrist

So, here it is -- the day I never thought would come. But please believe me when I say: I am sorry, Mario Lopez.

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8 Things That Would Inevitably Happen If I Had A Dinosaur
8 Things That Would Inevitably Happen If I Had A Dinosaur

Dinosaurs are pretty rad, aren't they?

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6 Celebrities You Didn't Know Voiced Famous Characters
6 Celebrities You Didn't Know Voiced Famous Characters

Who is the voice of the Yellow M&M? Someone way overqualified for the job.

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6 Of The Weirdest Tiny Towns In The United States
6 Of The Weirdest Tiny Towns In The United States

If you land in one of these American towns, you might want to think twice about stopping the car.

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7 Pop Culture Classics That Don't Mean What You Think
7 Pop Culture Classics That Don't Mean What You Think

It turns out you can learn all sorts of interesting shit about the true meaning of songs, books, and movies if instead of debating it you just listen to the damned people who created them.

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6 Insane Ways Sick People Have Tried To Get Healthcare
6 Insane Ways Sick People Have Tried To Get Healthcare

Dying of cancer is the mother of invention.

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5 Terrible Messages Hidden Inside Every Superhero Story
5 Terrible Messages Hidden Inside Every Superhero Story

These are the guys we're supposed to aspire to be. Too bad they're awful role models when you think about it.

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5 Unsettling Realities Of Being A Landlord
5 Unsettling Realities Of Being A Landlord

We interviewed three property managers -- Marie, Nicole, and Jenn -- and asked them about all the worst parts of their jobs.

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My Poop Can Kill Me: 6 Weird Truths About My Wheelchair
My Poop Can Kill Me: 6 Weird Truths About My Wheelchair

I didn't learn any profound lessons from my disability. Mostly, I learned that everyone is an asshole, including myself.

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So You've Been Asked To Land A Plane
So You've Been Asked To Land A Plane

Too bad real life is not an action movie.

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5 Coma Patients Who Woke Up With Insane New Skills
5 Coma Patients Who Woke Up With Insane New Skills

There's a whole menagerie of nuttiness that can go on in your noggin when you're out like a light.

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4 Horrifying Behind-The-Scenes Realities Of Your Local Mall
4 Horrifying Behind-The-Scenes Realities Of Your Local Mall

We spoke to a few of the noble guardians of our society's official teenage foreplay building: the mall janitor and security guard. Here's what we learned.

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5 Impressively Insane Theories About Famous Buildings
5 Impressively Insane Theories About Famous Buildings

Let's take a sticky stroll through the paranoia-addled world of insane conspiracies.

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5 Safety Measures That Caused Rampant Death And Destruction
5 Safety Measures That Caused Rampant Death And Destruction

Here are a few times some well-intentioned measures backfired like an old Pinto.

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