Cracked Archive - Weird World
So, here it is -- the day I never thought would come. But please believe me when I say: I am sorry, Mario Lopez.
- By Robert Brockway
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- July 11, 2015
Dinosaurs are pretty rad, aren't they?
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 11, 2015
Who is the voice of the Yellow M&M? Someone way overqualified for the job.
- By Joshua C. Styles
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- July 09, 2015
If you land in one of these American towns, you might want to think twice about stopping the car.
- By Marina Reimann
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- July 08, 2015
It turns out you can learn all sorts of interesting shit about the true meaning of songs, books, and movies if instead of debating it you just listen to the damned people who created them.
- By E.M. Caris, Tara Marie
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- July 08, 2015
Dying of cancer is the mother of invention.
- By C. Coville
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- July 07, 2015
These are the guys we're supposed to aspire to be. Too bad they're awful role models when you think about it.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- July 07, 2015
We interviewed three property managers -- Marie, Nicole, and Jenn -- and asked them about all the worst parts of their jobs.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen, Nicole S, Marie Victoria
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- July 07, 2015
I didn't learn any profound lessons from my disability. Mostly, I learned that everyone is an asshole, including myself.
- By Anonymous, Amanda Mannen
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- July 05, 2015
Too bad real life is not an action movie.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 04, 2015
There's a whole menagerie of nuttiness that can go on in your noggin when you're out like a light.
- By Felix Clay
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- July 04, 2015
We spoke to a few of the noble guardians of our society's official teenage foreplay building: the mall janitor and security guard. Here's what we learned.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- July 03, 2015
Let's take a sticky stroll through the paranoia-addled world of insane conspiracies.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 01, 2015
Here are a few times some well-intentioned measures backfired like an old Pinto.
- By E.M. Caris
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- July 01, 2015
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