Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Famous Characters Who Died Horrible Off Screen Deaths

Sometimes getting tossed from a book into a movie is the only way to keep a character alive.


17 Amazing Animal Predators Straight From Your Nightmares

If a python can catch and eat an alligator, you better believe you're on its menu too.


I Clean Roadkill Off Your Highways: 5 Weird Realities

Today we bring you highway technician Brandon Massey, who let us in on some grisly daily realities of a job you probably have tried very hard not to think about. You're welcome!


My Disease Is Shown (Inaccurately) In Every Medical Drama

Warning: If you're eating, maybe bookmark this page and come back to it later.


5 Reasons I Homeschool My Kids (By A Surprisingly Sane Mom)

In August of 2015, I pulled my ninth-grader out of school. I didn't have a plan.


5 Real People Who Accidentally Hatched Supervillain Plots

You never knew when you're actually sitting next to a future Dr. Doom.


We Draw Furry Porn: 6 Things We've Learned On The Job

A sample workday: hours of drawing and revising wolf boners so the veins really pop.


5 Famous Charity Songs That Were Insanely Harmful

What's the best thing you can do for a dying child? Bankrupt his charity, of course.


5 Reasons It's Difficult To Explain Racism To Casual Racists

If you find yourself mentioning how many black friends as a defense mechanism, you've probably got a racist side.


6 Famous Companies That Went Totally Insane When Criticized

For anyone who's ever forgotten a significant other's birthday, then doubled down and made up for it by making out with that person's best friend, these companies are your kind of people.


I Was Kidnapped: 5 Things The Movies Don't Show You

The scariest thing imaginable is knowing that you did everything right and took every precaution possible, and yet still ended up in a bad situation.


5 (Statistically BS) Complaints About Social Justice Issues

On behalf of adults with jobs everywhere, it'd be really great if people stopped being so sensitive.


I'm Paid To Mourn At Funerals (And It's A Growing Industry)

These people don't just kind of stand by the graveside to fill out the crowd -- they assume fake identities and fool the rest of the mourners into thinking they're one of the bereaved.


19 Brain Hacks That Can Make You Better At Everyday Life

Need help losing weight? Opt for smaller dish ware.


5 Ways People Ruined Loved Ones' Lives After Dying

Apparently the 'bury me' and 'burn me' options are just too boring for some people.