Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 More Great Movies That Completely Fall Apart

These five classic films won the public's hearts on the strength of their openings, and we've kind of chosen to politely forget all the mediocrity in the second reel.


5 'Common Sense' Solutions That Make Everything Worse

Good intentions can easily go awry. And once they do, all they're good for is paving some particularly hellacious roads.


7 Weird Things You Learn As A Professional Diver

We spoke to Hana, an instructor who has braved countless times what can only be described as Cthulhu's living room, and lived to tell the tale.


6 Insane Military Training Techniques Designed To Break You

Military training techniques vary a lot from country to country: Some are insanely elaborate, some are insanely cruel, and some are fine just being plain old insane.


5 Myths About Domestic Abuse Everyone Believes

We spoke to six different victims of domestic abuse -- male and female -- and found out that lots of these cases don't look like the plots of Lifetime movies.


4 Fundamental Reasons You're More Of A Jerk Than You Realize

We're all assholes. Everyone is. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Here's why.


6 Fictional Universes You Won't Believe Exist On Earth

Picture the most fantastical setting you can imagine. Odds are that place exists.


8 Insane Things I Did After Being Kidnapped By Terrorists

What should've been an awesome trip to climb mountains turned south in a hurry thanks to some heavily-armed terrorists.


4 Things You Should Do When You Owe People Money

Are you good with finances? Congratulations, you're an anomaly.


10 Very Dumb Questions You Should Answer Right Now

Cracked readers, I want to get to know you better.


I Am A Clown: 5 Truths You'll Wish I Didn't Tell You

We're starting to come to the conclusion that there is a seedy underbelly to every single job and industry in the world.


7 Insane Things People Did To Make Their Pets Look Insane

Why even own a normal pet at all when you're spending so much time trying to make them something they're not?


5 Hilarious Ways Angry Protests Proved The Other Side Right

Whether it's from a lack of foresight, a lack of common sense, or a ridiculous cause to begin with, it doesn't take much to cause a protest to implode hilariously.


Men With Kids Look Suspicious: 4 Realities Of Dating A Mom

Dating a mom isn't everything American Pie built it up to be.


5 Brilliant Loopholes People Used To Cheat The System

Some make do after not getting their way. But their stories are boring.