Good intentions can easily go awry. And once they do, all they're good for is paving some particularly hellacious roads.
Military training techniques vary a lot from country to country: Some are insanely elaborate, some are insanely cruel, and some are fine just being plain old insane.
We spoke to six different victims of domestic abuse -- male and female -- and found out that lots of these cases don't look like the plots of Lifetime movies.
We're all assholes. Everyone is. It's nothing to be embarrassed about. Here's why.
Picture the most fantastical setting you can imagine. Odds are that place exists.
What should've been an awesome trip to climb mountains turned south in a hurry thanks to some heavily-armed terrorists.
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We're starting to come to the conclusion that there is a seedy underbelly to every single job and industry in the world.
Why even own a normal pet at all when you're spending so much time trying to make them something they're not?
Whether it's from a lack of foresight, a lack of common sense, or a ridiculous cause to begin with, it doesn't take much to cause a protest to implode hilariously.
Dating a mom isn't everything American Pie built it up to be.
Some make do after not getting their way. But their stories are boring.