Sometimes getting tossed from a book into a movie is the only way to keep a character alive.
If a python can catch and eat an alligator, you better believe you're on its menu too.
Today we bring you highway technician Brandon Massey, who let us in on some grisly daily realities of a job you probably have tried very hard not to think about. You're welcome!
Warning: If you're eating, maybe bookmark this page and come back to it later.
In August of 2015, I pulled my ninth-grader out of school. I didn't have a plan.
You never knew when you're actually sitting next to a future Dr. Doom.
A sample workday: hours of drawing and revising wolf boners so the veins really pop.
If you find yourself mentioning how many black friends as a defense mechanism, you've probably got a racist side.
For anyone who's ever forgotten a significant other's birthday, then doubled down and made up for it by making out with that person's best friend, these companies are your kind of people.
The scariest thing imaginable is knowing that you did everything right and took every precaution possible, and yet still ended up in a bad situation.
On behalf of adults with jobs everywhere, it'd be really great if people stopped being so sensitive.
These people don't just kind of stand by the graveside to fill out the crowd -- they assume fake identities and fool the rest of the mourners into thinking they're one of the bereaved.
Need help losing weight? Opt for smaller dish ware.
Apparently the 'bury me' and 'burn me' options are just too boring for some people.