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Most people, when planning their final wishes, spend some time thinking about burial vs. cremation and which relative should inherit the DVD collection. But others think outside the box (or urn) and come up with some truly breathtaking postmortem instructions for when they shuffle off their mortal coils.

And the great thing is, their survivors honor their wishes. It's that, or risk the company of a vengeful poltergeist.

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