Cracked Archive - Weird World
5 Real Vacations That Went Worse Than You Thought Possible
Generally, having a bad vacation doesn't usually mean getting stabbed by a prison gang or being conscripted into a foreign army.
- By Zachary Frey
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- July 13, 2016
6 Literary Turds (Written By Your Favorite Authors)
Even the best writers are capable of churning out work that wouldn't even cut the mustard on a 'Twilight' meets 'Minions' erotic fiction blog.
- By JM McNab
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- July 13, 2016
42 Industry Terms Professions Use To Speak In Code
You're pretty much going to be qualified for a ton of jobs after reading these.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 13, 2016
Attempts To Sneak Tiny Crimes That Set Off Biblical Disaster
We've all come up with at least one clever scheme that's gone wrong. But none of them have gone murderously wrong.
- By Micky McMichaelson
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- July 12, 2016
5 Things To Say To A Friend Who Has The Wrong Opinion
Sometimes, because of their personal failings, people like things that aren't very awesome. To avoid some awkwardness, here's how to talk to them.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 11, 2016
Wikipedia Is Shockingly Biased: 5 Lessons From An Admin
Learn just how messed up your favorite source to plagiarize actually is.
- By Mark Hill
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- July 11, 2016
6 Times Famous Geniuses Sold Out (And S*** Got Weird)
It turns out that making art and tricking people into buying stuff are two very different skill sets, and artistic visionaries don't make very good marketing drones.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 10, 2016
Shockingly Offensive Ads That Came Out Way Too Recently
Turns out every idiot from college that thought domestic abuse and casual racism are hilarious went into advertising.
- By Tanya Lukyanova
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- July 10, 2016
If Everything Had A Gold Card Membership Club
Where's our 'Use A Public Toilet No One Else Has' card?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 10, 2016
5 Everyday Situations That Wrack Us All With Anxiety
Every day, the world chokes us with events that cause anxiety. So why does this dumb stuff turn us into internally screaming balls of stress and shame at a flip of a switch?
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- July 09, 2016
6 Works Of Art Made Possible By An Absurd Amount Of Drugs
This is how you write off drugs as a work expense.
- By Dallas Jeffs
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- July 09, 2016
15 Tweets That Would Plunge The Internet Into Chaos
It's like today's crazy famous people aren't even trying to shock us anymore on social media.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 08, 2016
5 Times Censorship Just Made Everything Way Worse
Really, censorship is just making everything worse.
- By Henrik Magnusson , B.T. Doran
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- July 07, 2016
6 Legal Loopholes That Criminals Love To Exploit
A lot of time and effort goes into crafting the laws of our society, but every once in a while our devoted lawmakers will overlook a tiny little detail or two.
- By Jason Iannone
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- July 07, 2016
Disaster Photos To Put The Fear Of God In An Atheist
Just a reminder that Mother Nature can be absolutely ruthless.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 06, 2016
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