Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Real Vacations That Went Worse Than You Thought Possible

Generally, having a bad vacation doesn't usually mean getting stabbed by a prison gang or being conscripted into a foreign army.


6 Literary Turds (Written By Your Favorite Authors)

Even the best writers are capable of churning out work that wouldn't even cut the mustard on a 'Twilight' meets 'Minions' erotic fiction blog.


42 Industry Terms Professions Use To Speak In Code

You're pretty much going to be qualified for a ton of jobs after reading these.


Attempts To Sneak Tiny Crimes That Set Off Biblical Disaster

We've all come up with at least one clever scheme that's gone wrong. But none of them have gone murderously wrong.


5 Things To Say To A Friend Who Has The Wrong Opinion

Sometimes, because of their personal failings, people like things that aren't very awesome. To avoid some awkwardness, here's how to talk to them.


Wikipedia Is Shockingly Biased: 5 Lessons From An Admin

Learn just how messed up your favorite source to plagiarize actually is.


6 Times Famous Geniuses Sold Out (And S*** Got Weird)

It turns out that making art and tricking people into buying stuff are two very different skill sets, and artistic visionaries don't make very good marketing drones.


Shockingly Offensive Ads That Came Out Way Too Recently

Turns out every idiot from college that thought domestic abuse and casual racism are hilarious went into advertising.


If Everything Had A Gold Card Membership Club

Where's our 'Use A Public Toilet No One Else Has' card?


5 Everyday Situations That Wrack Us All With Anxiety

Every day, the world chokes us with events that cause anxiety. So why does this dumb stuff turn us into internally screaming balls of stress and shame at a flip of a switch?


6 Works Of Art Made Possible By An Absurd Amount Of Drugs

This is how you write off drugs as a work expense.


15 Tweets That Would Plunge The Internet Into Chaos

It's like today's crazy famous people aren't even trying to shock us anymore on social media.


5 Times Censorship Just Made Everything Way Worse

Really, censorship is just making everything worse.


6 Legal Loopholes That Criminals Love To Exploit

A lot of time and effort goes into crafting the laws of our society, but every once in a while our devoted lawmakers will overlook a tiny little detail or two.


Disaster Photos To Put The Fear Of God In An Atheist

Just a reminder that Mother Nature can be absolutely ruthless.