Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Stupid Pieces Of Advice That People Need To Stop Sharing

The vast majority of life advice being bandied about on social media alongside hassle-free cupcake recipes is total garbage.


7 Staples Of Your Childhood That We're About To Ruin For You

The real-life Snoopy didn't have such a happy story.


4 Things Everyone Remembers Happening (But Totally Didn't)

Oh yeah, guess that didn't happen. Welp, off to therapy!


5 Things You Learn At A Hospital In An Active Warzone

Where there are war zones, there are hospitals full of hardworking people putting comrades, enemies, and civilians back together all in the same shift.


6 Mindf*@k Problems You Face Being President

Why would anyone want to be the president of the United States? The pay is so-so, the job is next to impossible, and the only real perk is meeting rap stars.


The 5 Shadiest Practices Of Modern Pet Stores

Instant ratcicles is not as funny as it sounds.


I Teach At A For-Profit College: 5 Ridiculous Realities

It turns out these schools are way shadier than you're actually thinking.


7 Normal Towns That Have Been Attacked By Pure Craziness

We now live in a world in which losing your phone could turn into a personal apocalypse.


7 Mothers Who Went Insane (To Protect Their Kids)

Consider these women the John McClanes of the mothering world.


20 Reasons You Suck Because You Don't Have A Trident

Statistically speaking, you don't have a trident. You've probably never even considered having a trident. And that's really unfortunate.


How 22 Companies Screw Their Customers (In Just 6 Words)

Disney are the most fun, lovable, price-gouging jerks in the world.


4 Things That Were Going To Kill Us All (Until They Didn't)

People feared train travel would literally destroy our children's futures.


The Cases Are Fake: A Theory That Totally Changes Sherlock

Throughout the entire series, Sherlock Holmes, super-sleuth, misses the most obvious clue right in front of him: that his brother, Mycroft, is creating fake puzzles for him to solve to keep him from killing himself.


6 Horrifying Acts Of Desperation & Fear Caused By Spiders

See! Spiders really are just the worst.


Why Are Cops Shooting Dogs? 5 Things You Should Know

Tiffanie nearly went to jail for putting her own body between a state trooper's gun and her beloved dog. Here's what she told us.