Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 People You've Never Heard Of (Who Secretly Rule The World)

These select few people have more money and more power than a trillion Tony Montanas, and absolutely nobody is trying to stop them.


6 Brutal Things You Experience As An Ex-Convict

What's life like after you reenter a society that would much rather you stay behind bars?


The 6 Best Ways To Meet People (Don't Work As Advertised)

I've decided to get back in the dating game, because I don't want to die alone. But meeting someone new is hard especially in a city full of people trying their hardest to ignore each other.


5 Weirdly Specific Things Everyone Tries To Do When Sick

I don't know the active ingredient in cough syrup, but tequila is the opposite of it.


5 Lies Millennials And Baby Boomers Believe About Each Other

You've no doubt seen this battle waged recently -- and pretty much every article, Facebook comment, and drunk uncle always makes a series of ridiculous assumptions that only muddles the debate further.


8 Statues Of Famous People (That Look Absolutely Insane)

The tribute to Nathan Bedford Forrest looks as if someone took the original Burger King and smothered him in liquid metal as he screamed in agony.


5 Ways Creative Peoples' Brains Mess With Their Heads

It's not your fault that you're a lazy, useless dullard destined for failure and mockery. It's your brain's.


I Accidentally Took PCP And Went Crazy: 6 Insane Lessons

The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'


5 Unsolved Mysteries That Aren't As Unsolved As You Think

The Loch Ness Monster is probably a catfish the size of a car -- which is actually more terrifying than the myth.


4 Surprisingly Positive Things I Learned Working In Retail

At the tender age of 21, I've worked a few retail jobs and working in this soul-destroying field has taught me a thing or two.


6 Language Tricks Your Brain Falls For Every Time

Finally, an answer as to why Bob from accounting is doing so much better than you.


I Am Young And I Have Alzheimer's: 6 Awful Realities

Kevin Ducharme is 41 with Alzheimer's. We're giving him a chance to share all he knows about it, while he's still able to share anything at all.


6 Vampires Terrorizing The Animal Kingdom Right Now

Imagine Bambi if, instead of even tolerating Thumper, he just bit his head off. That's how you sell tickets, Disney.


5 Evil Plants We Should Probably Get Rid Of

Every part of the manchineel tree has been designed by Mother Nature to kill humans in the most horrifying ways possible.


6 Horrific Realities When Your Skin Falls Off For No Reason

Despite its adorable name, butterfly skin disease is an excruciatingly painful and deadly illness that gifts your skin with the raw durability of soggy tissue paper.