Cracked Archive - Weird World
All of the 'practical' excuses I had invented were a veil for what was really happening: I was (am) terrified of driving.
- By Stephanie Georgopulos
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- January 04, 2016
Jane Halston became one of the first people in the world to receive a successful hand transplant. However, it wasn't all sunshine and thumb wars. Here's what the media didn't tell us.
- By Amanda Mannen, Anonymous
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- January 04, 2016
Maybe let's reconsider identifying dismembered body parts as religious artifacts.
- By Cathal McGuigan, Laura H
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- January 03, 2016
These sayings should never have been invented in the first place, and it's only thanks to the work of people with head injuries and hack writers that they've survived to this day.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- January 02, 2016
Not surprising: Japan outdoes everyone even with ghost stories.
- By J.N. Nelson
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- January 02, 2016
Ready to make this New Year's Eve the most scrumptious ever? Then let's get started!
- By Luis Prada
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- December 31, 2015
Now that your Christmas gifts have been judged and left ye wanting, celebrate the Saint of the Unforgiven and know your heart's desire.
- By Brendan McGinley
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- December 24, 2015
Life in the jet set isn't all it's cracked up to be.
- By Ryan Menezes, Anonymous
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- December 24, 2015
All we know is that if anything good comes out of new Ghostbusters film, it'll be the return of HI-C Ecto Cooler.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- December 23, 2015
No one chewed less bubblegum and kicked more ass because of it than 'Rowdy' Roddy Piper.
- By Justin Crockett
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- December 23, 2015
What will the legacy of the Era of the Nerd be? I don't know, but I know if we want to be remembered fondly, there are a few things we have to realize
- By J.F. Sargent
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- December 22, 2015
R.I.P., George Coe. No one could voice a heroin-addicted butler like you could.
- By Justin Crockett
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- December 22, 2015
We've been breeding dogs for centuries for every dumb task we no longer feel like doing ourselves, but it wasn't until recently that we began training them to help people with disabilities.
- By Anonymous, Ryan Menezes
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- December 22, 2015
Right now, a flying car is being developed for consumer use. So start robbing all the banks you can now.
- By Cher Martinetti
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- December 21, 2015
Most people dream of a white Christmas, unless you're homeless -- then it murders you. We spoke to someone who makes helping these people a full-time job.
- By Anna Dakota, Anonymous
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- December 21, 2015
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