Cracked Archive - Weird World

5 Stupid Pieces Of Advice That People Need To Stop Sharing

The vast majority of life advice being bandied about on social media alongside hassle-free cupcake recipes is total garbage.

By Mark Hill
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May 13, 2016

7 Staples Of Your Childhood That We're About To Ruin For You

The real-life Snoopy didn't have such a happy story.

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By JM McNab
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May 13, 2016

4 Things Everyone Remembers Happening (But Totally Didn't)

Oh yeah, guess that didn't happen. Welp, off to therapy!

By Aaron Kheifets
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May 12, 2016

5 Things You Learn At A Hospital In An Active Warzone

Where there are war zones, there are hospitals full of hardworking people putting comrades, enemies, and civilians back together all in the same shift.

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By Robert Evans, Cezary Jan Strusiewicz, Anonymous
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May 11, 2016

6 Mindf*@k Problems You Face Being President

Why would anyone want to be the president of the United States? The pay is so-so, the job is next to impossible, and the only real perk is meeting rap stars.

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By Amanda Mannen
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May 10, 2016

The 5 Shadiest Practices Of Modern Pet Stores

Instant ratcicles is not as funny as it sounds.

By Felix Clay
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May 09, 2016

I Teach At A For-Profit College: 5 Ridiculous Realities

It turns out these schools are way shadier than you're actually thinking.

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By Anonymous, Evan V. Symon
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May 09, 2016

7 Normal Towns That Have Been Attacked By Pure Craziness

We now live in a world in which losing your phone could turn into a personal apocalypse.

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By Chris Radomile
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May 08, 2016

7 Mothers Who Went Insane (To Protect Their Kids)

Consider these women the John McClanes of the mothering world.

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By Lisa Olsen
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May 08, 2016

20 Reasons You Suck Because You Don't Have A Trident

Statistically speaking, you don't have a trident. You've probably never even considered having a trident. And that's really unfortunate.

By Chris Bucholz
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May 06, 2016

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How 22 Companies Screw Their Customers (In Just 6 Words)

Disney are the most fun, lovable, price-gouging jerks in the world.

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By Cracked Plasticians
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May 06, 2016

4 Things That Were Going To Kill Us All (Until They Didn't)

People feared train travel would literally destroy our children's futures.

By Aaron Kheifets
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May 05, 2016

The Cases Are Fake: A Theory That Totally Changes Sherlock

Throughout the entire series, Sherlock Holmes, super-sleuth, misses the most obvious clue right in front of him: that his brother, Mycroft, is creating fake puzzles for him to solve to keep him from killing himself.