These select few people have more money and more power than a trillion Tony Montanas, and absolutely nobody is trying to stop them.
I've decided to get back in the dating game, because I don't want to die alone. But meeting someone new is hard especially in a city full of people trying their hardest to ignore each other.
I don't know the active ingredient in cough syrup, but tequila is the opposite of it.
You've no doubt seen this battle waged recently -- and pretty much every article, Facebook comment, and drunk uncle always makes a series of ridiculous assumptions that only muddles the debate further.
The tribute to Nathan Bedford Forrest looks as if someone took the original Burger King and smothered him in liquid metal as he screamed in agony.
It's not your fault that you're a lazy, useless dullard destined for failure and mockery. It's your brain's.
The following is a very real account and not to be confused for a sequel to 'Conspiracy Theory.'
The Loch Ness Monster is probably a catfish the size of a car -- which is actually more terrifying than the myth.
At the tender age of 21, I've worked a few retail jobs and working in this soul-destroying field has taught me a thing or two.
Kevin Ducharme is 41 with Alzheimer's. We're giving him a chance to share all he knows about it, while he's still able to share anything at all.
Imagine Bambi if, instead of even tolerating Thumper, he just bit his head off. That's how you sell tickets, Disney.
Despite its adorable name, butterfly skin disease is an excruciatingly painful and deadly illness that gifts your skin with the raw durability of soggy tissue paper.