Cracked Archive - Weird World
That New Local Pizza Joint You Found On GrubHub Is Actually Just Chuck E. Cheese
The greatest mystery in modern history has been solved.
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- By Luis Prada
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Isolating Is Pointless If You Just Party On A Crowded Beach Afterwards
Wooo hooo! Who cares if this leads to an outbreak later? Jeeps!
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- By Dan Duddy
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- 35
Widely Believed Stereotypes That Are Completely False
That thing you believe about a group of people? It's not true.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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- 191
Weird Places Your Old Crap Ended Up
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- By Kelly Stone
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This Baby Is More Fashionable Than You, Me, Everybody
Who needs Queer Eye? Just get your fashion tips from this baby.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Cracked Investigates: Is The Thing Circumcised?
You mean you're not at least curious?
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- By Dan Duddy
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- 28
Let's Not Be The Worst Versions Of Ourselves Outdoors
Humanity's return to nature shouldn't be a hurricane.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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- 13
Doorknobs Who Took Achieving Dumb Goals Waaay Too Far
Witness the majesty of the human spirit.
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- By Roman Odarenko
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The Future Of College Is What, Exactly?
Higher education is taking some heavy hits.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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- 47
Cracked Investigates: Is Superman Circumcised?
Oh, please, like you aren't curious.
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- By Dan Duddy
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- 34
15 Weird Things That Washed Up From The Ocean
It's not all pretty shells and seaglass.
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- By Maclise
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- 49
Things To Be Optimistic About Right Now
Crisis as opportunity, and all that.
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- By Andrea Meno
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- 69
Watch Cleveland, Ohio Accidentally Destroy Itself With 1.5 Million Balloons
What in the helium was Cleveland thinking?
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- By Dan Duddy
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Surprising Ways Companies Are Adapting
Nothing like a crisis to spawn some ingenuity.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Baller Move: Five Year Old Pulled Over En Route To Buy Lambo
Does it really count as grand theft auto if a five year old just snatched the keys from his mom's desk?
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- By Isaac Cabe
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