The ocean is supposedly the birthplace of all life, which is pretty poetic. But as is often the case, reality is a little less romantic. Way, way more has washed up from the sea. And some things that turn up on the beach are objectively baffling.
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‘I never know what to get my father for his birthday. I gave him a hundred dollars and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.’