'Paul Blart: Mall Cop' was basically a documentary.
Like millions of other kids under deferred action, I was brought to the US at the age of two. And even with protection from deportation, the path of permanent legal status continues to be a nightmarish, unfinished road.
The first thing Hitler would do with a time machine would be to have sex with his own grandmother.
You know that moment when the alarm goes off and all you can think is
Because how-to guides and lifehacks are popular, the Internet keeps demanding they get cranked out. Which gives you a big hint what the first problem is.
If the enemy is prepared for every non-stupid contingency, that means you have only one option left. And many times, the stupid option works.
It may seem like we're intentionally seeking out just the grossest, most horrifying jobs in the world for these articles, but we assure you we're not doing it on purpose.
The secret ingredient in many e-cig refill liquids is diacetyl. This relatively harmless-sounding chemical is OK to eat, but when you breathe it in, you risk an irreversible, debilitating lung disease.
Around 2,000 people are knighted every year, and not a single one of them won a jousting tourney.
If a Keurig can brew up 100 types of coffee, surely you can make me a machine that can produce a passable mojito or Tom Collins.
Purebred dogs: A noble idea that has gone horribly wrong in recent years.
America loves the idea of its soldiers. But the thing is that real human beings are coming back from war zones with a long list of nightmarish health problems that pretty much nobody wants to hear about.