Cracked Archive - Weird World

6 Important Things That Are Done With Insanely Outdated Tech

Imagine a movie from the '80s, with all it's flashy, hilariously corny technology. Now imagine that is a real thing and still being used by our government.


4 Reasons the Spoiler Alert Is Going Away Forever

Regardless of how you feel about spoilers, there are a few things we need to take a step back and consider before someone gets hurt.


6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Unsurprisingly, when you gather a bunch of animals in one place, the possibility only increases that things will go wrong in very NC-17 ways.


The Mile High Club Sucks: 5 Things Flight Attendants Know

Most of us get to see air travel only from the perspective of weary passengers. But what is life like for the people who call an airplane their office?


5 Real People That Sound Like Fictional Badasses

Apparently being a friggin' beast master is a viable career path.


4 Good Ideas That Got Ruined By Idiots

Somewhere along the line, people decided that any character in a story who is good at everything and doesn't have an obvious, crippling flaw is a Mary Sue, and furthermore that this is a bad thing.


6 Shockingly Brutal Realities Of An Organic Dairy Farm

We spoke with an actual live-in organic farm hand to learn what life is really like at the place where all of our childhood dogs went and lived happily ever after.


5 Things I've Learned As An Adult With No Driver's License

All of the 'practical' excuses I had invented were a veil for what was really happening: I was (am) terrified of driving.


I Got A Hand Transplant: 5 Horrifying Realities

Jane Halston became one of the first people in the world to receive a successful hand transplant. However, it wasn't all sunshine and thumb wars. Here's what the media didn't tell us.


The 5 Most Insanely Disturbing Religious Artifacts

Maybe let's reconsider identifying dismembered body parts as religious artifacts.


5 Staples Of Wisdom That Need To Be Retired

These sayings should never have been invented in the first place, and it's only thanks to the work of people with head injuries and hack writers that they've survived to this day.


6 Monster Legends Too Intense For The Western World

Not surprising: Japan outdoes everyone even with ghost stories.


3 Recipes For A Great New Year's Eve Cocktail Party

Ready to make this New Year's Eve the most scrumptious ever? Then let's get started!


Finally, A Holiday Catalog For The Criminally Insane

Now that your Christmas gifts have been judged and left ye wanting, celebrate the Saint of the Unforgiven and know your heart's desire.


I Travel 365 Days A Year: 5 Bizarre Things You Learn

Life in the jet set isn't all it's cracked up to be.