A Look Inside The Nutso 1994 Scientology Handbook
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![A Look Inside The Nutso 1994 Scientology Handbook](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/9/5/744595_320x180.jpg?v=2)
Before L. Ron Hubbard chose to discard his corporeal flesh vessel in order to pursue his research on a higher plane, his many teachings were recorded in, among other mediums, the world's most incomprehensible comic book.
Here are some absolutely bananas excerpts from his 871-page Scientology Handbook:
Here are some absolutely bananas excerpts from his 871-page Scientology Handbook:
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![ANSWERS GO 7WI SCIENTOLOOY HANDOOE TO DRUGS Perhaps the answer to drugs... RON HUBBARD is more drugs.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/9/2/744592.jpg?v=1)
![HOW WAS YOUR DAY, HONEY? OK bave CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/6/744586.jpg?v=1)
![SDAY WEDNESDAY THUR If I see you in the Tuesday bin one more time, you're going in the Sunday bin. Got it?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/9/4/744594.jpg?v=1)
![Assumed Similarities Are Not Similar or Same Class of Thing When you love what you do, you'll never work a day in your life.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/9/0/744590.jpg?v=1)
![BECOME CURIOUS ABOUT THAT. YES. E DID. 9 9 CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/0/744580.jpg?v=1)
![I SEE. WOULD IT SAYS. YOU READ THIS ACCOUNTS RE'... FOR ME. PLEASE? UM... UH... I GUESS I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT READING. io o io o Okay, I think I'd lik](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/7/744587.jpg?v=1)
![THANK YOU. NOTICE THAT YES. WALL. Now, notice, if you will, the sweat drop down my bawlz. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/9/3/744593.jpg?v=1)
![VERY GOOD. NOTICE THAT WINDOW. SURE. OKAY. NOTICE THAT FLOOR. YES. I'M FEELING BRIGHTER ALREADY. Now notice...me?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/5/744585.jpg?v=1)
![OOAOMN PURICON Time to schvitz off some thetans!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/3/744583.jpg?v=1)
![Differences Are Different OIL GAS AIR CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/1/744581.jpg?v=1)
![Boredom 1.5 Anger ) Fear 0.5 Grief THE tMOTIONAL TONE SCALE 05 Apathy Is Scientology just Animorphs? LRON ON WA HUBBARD](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/8/744588.jpg?v=1)
![TOUCH THAT CHAIR. THANK YOU. ..okay please stop now.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/4/744584.jpg?v=1)
![DON'T FEEL TOO BAD. NOT EVERYONE IS BORN WITH TALENT. K-KANE CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/2/744582.jpg?v=1)
![IMPACT Tom Cruise getting knocked back a couple OT's. CRACKED.COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/8/9/744589.jpg?v=1)
![Sure, these excerpts are goofy. But what happens when these concepts are applied IRL? The Church They Treat Ignores IInESS Via Children (At Groping an](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/5/7/5/744575.jpg?v=1)