This might actually be a valid case of 'satanic panic.'
Here's a stack of actuallys, for dealing with fancy people.
Help yourself to a steaming plate of truth.
One death wasn't enough for Mr. Peanut.
Society really has it out for teen girls.
Pump to the jams.
Weird how it doesn't countdown to it's own death by irrelevance.
And they said the internet would make everybody smarter.
Here's how the Christian war on rock is a blueprint for manufactured outrage.