Cracked Archive - Weird World

Bizarro Tales Of Incredible Customer Service
Bizarro Tales Of Incredible Customer Service

There are companies who go above and beyond for their customers ... and there are those who go ABOVE AND BEYOND above and beyond.

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That New Local Pizza Joint You Found On GrubHub Is Actually Just Chuck E. Cheese
That New Local Pizza Joint You Found On GrubHub Is Actually Just Chuck E. Cheese

The greatest mystery in modern history has been solved.

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Isolating Is Pointless If You Just Party On A Crowded Beach Afterwards
Isolating Is Pointless If You Just Party On A Crowded Beach Afterwards

Wooo hooo! Who cares if this leads to an outbreak later? Jeeps!

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This Baby Is More Fashionable Than You, Me, Everybody
This Baby Is More Fashionable Than You, Me, Everybody

Who needs Queer Eye? Just get your fashion tips from this baby.

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Cracked Investigates: Is The Thing Circumcised?
Cracked Investigates: Is The Thing Circumcised?

You mean you're not at least curious?

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Let's Not Be The Worst Versions Of Ourselves Outdoors
Let's Not Be The Worst Versions Of Ourselves Outdoors

Humanity's return to nature shouldn't be a hurricane.

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Doorknobs Who Took Achieving Dumb Goals Waaay Too Far
Doorknobs Who Took Achieving Dumb Goals Waaay Too Far

Witness the majesty of the human spirit.

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The Future Of College Is What, Exactly?
The Future Of College Is What, Exactly?

Higher education is taking some heavy hits.

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Cracked Investigates: Is Superman Circumcised?
Cracked Investigates: Is Superman Circumcised?

Oh, please, like you aren't curious.

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Watch Cleveland, Ohio Accidentally Destroy Itself With 1.5 Million Balloons
Watch Cleveland, Ohio Accidentally Destroy Itself With 1.5 Million Balloons

What in the helium was Cleveland thinking?

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Baller Move: Five Year Old Pulled Over En Route To Buy Lambo
Baller Move: Five Year Old Pulled Over En Route To Buy Lambo

Does it really count as grand theft auto if a five year old just snatched the keys from his mom's desk?

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The Story Of Dr. Bronner's Soap Is Strange
The Story Of Dr. Bronner's Soap Is Strange

Who knew the soap making business could be so crazy?

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Don't Go Camping At Abandoned Disney Property
Don't Go Camping At Abandoned Disney Property

Don't go sneaking onto cool abandoned Disney property, you'll only get slapped with a misdemeanor.

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