Cracked Archive - Weird World
What Ungodly Creation Is The Pontiac Aztec Trans Am?
A Pontiac Aztec crossed with a Firebird Trans Am might be the only car crossover befitting of our time.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 13, 2020
Whaaaat True Crime Story Epilogues
Things get weird when the news cameras leave.
- By Blair Dodge, Ryan Menezes
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- April 13, 2020
Military Dangers They Skip In The Enlistment Brochure
As it turns out, there are worse dangers than bullets and bombs.
- By Adam Wears
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- April 11, 2020
An Interview With Two Comedians Locked In A Theater For Ten Days
Whatever you love doing most, you probably don't love it as much as these people like writing sketch shows.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 10, 2020
Siren From 'The Purge' Blared In Louisiana
We're basically living in a horror movie at this point.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 08, 2020
Pandas Will Do It, News Will Report On It
It's the Halley's Comet of orgasms.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 08, 2020
Gross Ad Campaigns Nobody Thought Out
What if Don Draper did meth instead?
- By E. J. Diaz
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- April 08, 2020
Foods Everybody Loses Their Minds Over (But Shouldn't)
Come on, it's all just proteins, carbs, and fats.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- April 08, 2020
Red-Light Traffic Cameras Are In (Hooray) Trouble
Turns out less traffic in the world has been good in some unexpected ways.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 06, 2020
Zookeepers Elect To Ride This Out At The Zoo
A zoo is the best possible place to ride out what could potentially be the next few months.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 02, 2020
4/20 Is All Month This Year And We Need It
4/20 all month is the type of dumb thing we need right now.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 02, 2020
The 'Shocking' Origin Story Of Triscuit
It's been 100 plus years coming, but now we know what 'Tri' means.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- March 31, 2020
Art School Dean Has Tone Deaf Response To Students
(Internet) Fame!
- By Cedric Voets
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- March 30, 2020
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