Cracked Archive - Weird World

What Ungodly Creation Is The Pontiac Aztec Trans Am?

A Pontiac Aztec crossed with a Firebird Trans Am might be the only car crossover befitting of our time.


Whaaaat True Crime Story Epilogues

Things get weird when the news cameras leave.


Military Dangers They Skip In The Enlistment Brochure

As it turns out, there are worse dangers than bullets and bombs.


An Interview With Two Comedians Locked In A Theater For Ten Days

Whatever you love doing most, you probably don't love it as much as these people like writing sketch shows.


Siren From 'The Purge' Blared In Louisiana

We're basically living in a horror movie at this point.


Pandas Will Do It, News Will Report On It

It's the Halley's Comet of orgasms.


Gross Ad Campaigns Nobody Thought Out

What if Don Draper did meth instead?


Foods Everybody Loses Their Minds Over (But Shouldn't)

Come on, it's all just proteins, carbs, and fats.


Red-Light Traffic Cameras Are In (Hooray) Trouble

Turns out less traffic in the world has been good in some unexpected ways.


Zookeepers Elect To Ride This Out At The Zoo

A zoo is the best possible place to ride out what could potentially be the next few months.


4/20 Is All Month This Year And We Need It

4/20 all month is the type of dumb thing we need right now.


The 'Shocking' Origin Story Of Triscuit

It's been 100 plus years coming, but now we know what 'Tri' means.