Cracked Archive - Weird World

If Wine Was Honest (VIDEO)
Want enough poison to blunt your sense but want it weak enough you have to drink a whole bottle?
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Meet The Kappa, The Mythological Turtleman Who Steals Souls From Butts
Silly Kappa, butts are for bathrooms!
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- By Eli Yudin
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If Toilet Paper Commercials Were Honest (VIDEO)
They'd be a POV, one-shot, horror film. Probably.
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- By Jordan Breeding
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The Urban Legend Of The Mothman, West Virginia's Famous Red-Eyed Omen
Spooky supernatural creature of ominous portent, or scary story for children in thick wool sweaters?
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- By Eli Yudin
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Mocking Pizza Hut Only Makes Them Stronger
They lick your tears up like spilled marinara.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Costco Is One Of America's Most Successful Pizza Chains
They sell so much pizza. Unclear if they make any money though.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The New York Vs Chicago Pizza Debate - As Explained By A Chicagoan
Let's clear up some of the pizza city beef misconceptions.
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- By Chris Corlew
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Michigan Held A Funeral For 29,000 Pizzas
It was a good idea, but it backfired.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Pizza Guy Flew To Cuba To Attack Castro (Using Pizza)
His flight ended with a crash, and jail.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Revisiting The Bomb Collar Pizza Guy, Who Everyone Got Wrong
The story seemed impossible, but it was even weirder than that.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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How Did Pineapple End Up On Pizza?
And why did a choice of topping become one of the hottest topics of our age?
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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25 Holiday Candies Ranked From Worst To Best
Mint M&Ms: Good! Candy corn: Bad!
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- By Dan Fritschie
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Hershey Went To Court To Argue Their Chocolate Is Food, And Lost
And yet Twizzlers are considered food.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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4 Ways Nestlé Is An Evil Company
This'll definitely put you off your Ovaltine.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Why American Chocolate Tastes Like Garbage
Sometimes, freedom tastes like wax.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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