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Why the Greatest X-Men Comic Is About a Drunken Brawl

When you're trying to figure out the all-time greatest X-Men story, there are a lot of really strong contenders. But here is the strongest.


5 Gamer Comments That Give Straight White Guys a Bad Name

This is a gallery of every possible way a straight white male could be a dick about it without starring in porn.


7 Awesome Moments in the Greatest Police Training Video Ever

It is an 85-minute spectacular featuring re-enactments performed by heavily accented Canadians, Satanic sacrifice, and an emphasis on how the police can deal with broadswords and razor-bladed trucker caps.


The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Actually Got Funded

These are the Kickstarter projects that made my friends and me say, 'Well, surely we can do better than THAT.'


The 5 Ways We Define Love (And Why They're Wrong)

Come with me as I seek the most accurate definition for this thing that makes the world go round. Spoiler alert: A thing that makes the world go round is a bad definition for love.


26 Mind-Blowing TRUE Facts About Everyday Products

Sometimes it's best to leave the truth buried under an awesome logo and some fancy packaging. We asked our readers to strip away all that, and show us how some the most well-used products of all-time came to be in the first place.


5 Things No One Can Teach You About Being Funny

There are some things about being funny that no one can teach you. If you decide to pursue comedy as a career, you'll inevitably encounter these things.


6 Board Games That Ruined It for Everyone

Board games now offer more amazing locations and adventures in a box than the TARDIS, but many people still rank them lower on their entertainment options list than murder-suicide. Because they've been trained to hate them by the six worst board games in history.


7 Things No One Tells You About Moving to a New Country

We at Cracked are experts at moving house. Often at great speed, barely ahead of grizzled detectives we've pushed over the edge.


The 5 Types of Sociopath Invented by the Internet

Behold, the goatses of the five biggest social media services.


The 7 Most Ridiculous Things About Calling Out Fake Fangirls

The world of comics is under attack by legions of Fake Geek Girls. Fortunately, some brave men have stepped forward to defend their hobby from these imposters. Unfortunately, every single one is a raging asshole.


7 Tips for Not Screwing Up College

If you've just arrived in college: Congratulations! Allow us to correct the fact you're already screwing around on the Internet instead of learning with some crib notes for the next four years.


The 7 Most Hilariously Badass Magazine Covers Ever

Stag Magazines were outlets for the frustrated masculinity of men returning from wartime only to find that their new foes were squeaky hinges and their most thrilling conquest was crabgrass. They needed excitement so badly that they didn't care if it was vicarious or insane. And thus entered the Stag mags: Their modus operandi was to commission an


4 Stunning Revelations An Idiot Has About Running

Running, jogging, exercising or indeed, physical movement in general were all things that I had absolutely no interest in. The only way I was running anywhere was if there was a lion behind me and an ice cream truck in front of me.


The 7 Dumbest Things Students Do When Cramming for Exams

Highlighters are not magic grocery store checkout scanners that automatically transport information into your brain.