Cracked Archive - Extras
9 Lessons From the Greatest College Movie Ever
This movie's core plot is an expert student teaching a freshman how to survive, and its lessons are still good.
- By Luke McKinney
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- September 05, 2013
5 Mental Tricks for Getting Over Yourself
Breaking news: Nobody gives a shit. Get over yourself already.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- August 27, 2013
19 Things We Secretly Suspect About Other People's Jobs
We like to think we know what all happens in one job or another, but how much do we really know?
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 25, 2013
If Background Characters Got Their Own Action Figures
A look at what happens when every movie takes the George Lucas approach to merchandising.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 18, 2013
6 Ways Gardening Is Like Going to War
The Beatles' George Harrison liked gardening. He's dead now. Coincidence?
- By Luke McKinney
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- August 10, 2013
27 Things You Secretly Suspect About People Who Annoy You
We asked you to show us what fuels the jerks of the world -- winner got $100.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 19, 2013
6 Important Things Nobody Tells You About Grad School
Some advice about advice, or advice-squared: If someone tells you what they wish they would have done, listen. If they only tell you things they wouldn't have done, ignore them.
- By Luke McKinney
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- June 25, 2013
13 Texts from Last Night (from Famous Superheroes)
Iron Man sure is a dick when he drunk texts.
- By Diana McCallum, Andrew Ivimey
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- June 07, 2013
Why the Greatest X-Men Comic Is About a Drunken Brawl
When you're trying to figure out the all-time greatest X-Men story, there are a lot of really strong contenders. But here is the strongest.
- By Chris Sims
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- June 01, 2013
5 Gamer Comments That Give Straight White Guys a Bad Name
This is a gallery of every possible way a straight white male could be a dick about it without starring in porn.
- By Luke McKinney
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- May 27, 2013
7 Awesome Moments in the Greatest Police Training Video Ever
It is an 85-minute spectacular featuring re-enactments performed by heavily accented Canadians, Satanic sacrifice, and an emphasis on how the police can deal with broadswords and razor-bladed trucker caps.
- By Chris Sims
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- May 24, 2013
The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Actually Got Funded
These are the Kickstarter projects that made my friends and me say, 'Well, surely we can do better than THAT.'
- By Michael Swaim
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- May 04, 2013
The 5 Ways We Define Love (And Why They're Wrong)
Come with me as I seek the most accurate definition for this thing that makes the world go round. Spoiler alert: A thing that makes the world go round is a bad definition for love.
- By Gladstone
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- April 02, 2013
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