Cracked Archive - Extras

9 Lessons From the Greatest College Movie Ever

This movie's core plot is an expert student teaching a freshman how to survive, and its lessons are still good.

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5 Mental Tricks for Getting Over Yourself

Breaking news: Nobody gives a shit. Get over yourself already.

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19 Things We Secretly Suspect About Other People's Jobs

We like to think we know what all happens in one job or another, but how much do we really know?

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If Background Characters Got Their Own Action Figures

A look at what happens when every movie takes the George Lucas approach to merchandising.

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6 Ways Gardening Is Like Going to War

The Beatles' George Harrison liked gardening. He's dead now. Coincidence?

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27 Things You Secretly Suspect About People Who Annoy You

We asked you to show us what fuels the jerks of the world -- winner got $100.

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6 Important Things Nobody Tells You About Grad School

Some advice about advice, or advice-squared: If someone tells you what they wish they would have done, listen. If they only tell you things they wouldn't have done, ignore them.

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13 Texts from Last Night (from Famous Superheroes)

Iron Man sure is a dick when he drunk texts.

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Why the Greatest X-Men Comic Is About a Drunken Brawl

When you're trying to figure out the all-time greatest X-Men story, there are a lot of really strong contenders. But here is the strongest.

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5 Gamer Comments That Give Straight White Guys a Bad Name

This is a gallery of every possible way a straight white male could be a dick about it without starring in porn.

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7 Awesome Moments in the Greatest Police Training Video Ever

It is an 85-minute spectacular featuring re-enactments performed by heavily accented Canadians, Satanic sacrifice, and an emphasis on how the police can deal with broadswords and razor-bladed trucker caps.

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The 5 Worst Kickstarter Ideas That Actually Got Funded

These are the Kickstarter projects that made my friends and me say, 'Well, surely we can do better than THAT.'

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The 5 Ways We Define Love (And Why They're Wrong)

Come with me as I seek the most accurate definition for this thing that makes the world go round. Spoiler alert: A thing that makes the world go round is a bad definition for love.

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