We all wonder about the real jerky people in our lives. They have to have something malfunctioning in their brains, right? Like, they just don't see the world like we do?
Now that pot is being legalized everywhere, no doubt more illicit substances will soon follow. And these newly-legal hardcore drugs will need advertisements.
When people ask you what your long-term goals are, will your answer hold true 10 years down the line?
There are thousands of guides for the newly pregnant, but most guides for people whose friends have been infested with a growing organism just tell them to run and open the airlock.
Regardless of how and when you reach adulthood, chances are you'll find yourself hopelessly out of depth at several points of the process.
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