Cracked Archive - Extras


32 Things Awful People Secretly Suspect About the World

We all wonder about the real jerky people in our lives. They have to have something malfunctioning in their brains, right? Like, they just don't see the world like we do?


24 Inevitable Advertisements For When All Drugs Are Legal

Now that pot is being legalized everywhere, no doubt more illicit substances will soon follow. And these newly-legal hardcore drugs will need advertisements.


How Internet Ads Could Possibly Be Worse

We all hate Internet ads. And for that reason we asked our readers to show us a special kind of hell.


The 25 Worst Possible Text Messages To Wake Up To

What happens when the first thing you read in the morning is the last text message you'd ever want to get?


If Men Had to Put Up With the Same Crap as Women

Despite what you may read in certain Reddit forums, there is an unfortunate difference in how pop culture portrays men and women.


5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Life (Without Knowing It)

When people ask you what your long-term goals are, will your answer hold true 10 years down the line?


6 Tips for Not Being an Asshole to Your Pregnant Friends

There are thousands of guides for the newly pregnant, but most guides for people whose friends have been infested with a growing organism just tell them to run and open the airlock.


2 Cracked Shirts for Superman Fans

It takes a special kind of person/alien/reptile to save us all in weird ways, and this week's new shirts celebrate them in all their off-putting glory.


18 Ridiculously Sexist Modern Ad Campaigns

Sexism in old-timey ads is almost pretty much guaranteed. Unfortunately, some of that vintage mentality has decided to stick around in today's advertising world.


16 Famous Characters That Are Secretly Ripoffs

It's become commonplace nowadays for the unwashed masses to scream at Hollywood about regurgitating the same concepts over and over again. But this is nothing new.


5 Sneaky Moments in Adulthood No One Ever Sees Coming

Regardless of how and when you reach adulthood, chances are you'll find yourself hopelessly out of depth at several points of the process.


5 Tips for Working from Home Without Going Insane

If you're still wearing clothes, you're not working from home -- you've let the office annex your living space rent-free.


33 Awesome Businesses We'd Start If We Could

We live in a world where almost any crazy idea is given life, and yet we still find things a little ... lacking.


Want to Write for Cracked? You Can Start Now (and Get Paid)

We will give you money for your good ideas.


Famous Quotes And Sayings, Corrected

We asked you to take some of our favorite sayings and expose them for the B.S. that they truly are -- and then fix them.