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We didn't intend to start a revolution. Especially one that will, in all likelihood, be laughably easy to suppress.
Like most people who don't have any kids, I'm convinced that I could raise them better than most parents. With my intelligence, my strength, and my piercing gaze, I clearly have all the nurturing attributes necessary to bend any child to my will.