Dating is a never-ending source of horror stories.
You no longer have to awkwardly stumble through life.
You might as well just go back to your all candy diet.
If you're a supervisor, chances are someone wants to say one or all of these to you.
Welcome to the future, where we still deal with ancient B.S. while we catch Pokemon on our smartphones.
What happens when superheroes are called in to deal with complicated ethical dilemmas? Nothing helpful, apparently.
For instant happiness, google 'baby turtles.'