What happens when superheroes are called in to deal with complicated ethical dilemmas? Nothing helpful, apparently.
For instant happiness, google 'baby turtles.'
Pinatas make everything better.
Good artists matter.
Every time you drink your coffee, the Starbucks logo is laughing at you.
Owning five to 10 goldfish is an unparalleled joy -- as long as you haven't actually felt joy since last April.
Add some realism to those heroic fantasies you have in the shower.
It turns out numbers do lie, and are very good at it.
Note: All of these require a certain lack of sanity to want to do.
When you were lurking under that damp, wormy rock last week, this is what all the Internet kids were going on about.
The nice people of the Internet shared the hell out of these last week. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties!
It was a week of ninjas and zombies. If you'd have gone for pirates and hobos too, then we would have had a party.