Cracked Archive - Extras

We've Survived Another Year! Make It Count.

Whatever you call the holidays, one thing is universal: We don't get many of them.

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The 5 Defining Characteristics of a Great Place to Get Drunk

That there are five factors that must be considered when determining how great a bar actually is.

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Activate Your Brain's Writing Lobe (for Money and Fun!)

You don't have to be a writer to write for Cracked. You just have to have something to say.

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6 Tips for Angry Internet Commenters

IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE CALLING SOMEONE HITLER ON THE INTERNET! Would you like some help with that?

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All You Need to Know About Why Everything Will Be OK

Everything is going to be OK. I promise. Don't freak out. I wouldn't lie to you. Trust me.

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The 6 Most Counterproductive Things You Learn in College

College can define your future. You may learn useful skills to become a respected expert, or you may learn how to do the bare minimum you've been explicitly ordered to while being stunned at how much money you're spending.

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4 Minor Flaws That Will Make Me Boycott a Store for Life

It turns out that having an abundance of options in life could make us depressed. So what's a person to do to avoid this soul-crushing depression?

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5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Life (Without Knowing It)

When people ask you what your long-term goals are, will your answer hold true 10 years down the line?

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6 Tips for Not Being an Asshole to Your Pregnant Friends

There are thousands of guides for the newly pregnant, but most guides for people whose friends have been infested with a growing organism just tell them to run and open the airlock.

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2 Cracked Shirts for Superman Fans

It takes a special kind of person/alien/reptile to save us all in weird ways, and this week's new shirts celebrate them in all their off-putting glory.

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5 Sneaky Moments in Adulthood No One Ever Sees Coming

Regardless of how and when you reach adulthood, chances are you'll find yourself hopelessly out of depth at several points of the process.

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5 Tips for Working from Home Without Going Insane

If you're still wearing clothes, you're not working from home -- you've let the office annex your living space rent-free.

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Want to Write for Cracked? You Can Start Now (and Get Paid)

We will give you money for your good ideas.

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6 Ways Life in Cartel-Run Mexico Is Nothing Like You Imagine

The "war on drugs" is a lot more literal in cartel territory.

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5 Ways Movies Get Bomb Defusing Wrong (An Inside Look)

Thanks to the laziness of that media exposure, most of you know way less about EOD than you think you do.

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