Cats are just in charge of every goddamn thing now.
Crows are smart. Bats are kind. And humans are still pretty awful.
Have you ever woken up hungover and said, 'Holy shit, it feels like I've been hit by a train'? Well, our source for this article, Anna Beninati, has, in fact, been hit by a goddamn train.
We'll get far more attention when we're dead.
When Donald Trump once again burst forth from his hibernation pustule, there was bound to be a rancid splatter all over our collective psyche.
History often doesn't make a lick of sense.
We talked to a trans woman who didn't make the transition until well into adulthood, and once again found out that society does not make it easy.
There was one thing you probably heard everyone talking about. And that was: "Holy crap! Look at the inside of that penguin's mouth!"
Sometimes all you want is a big, creamy bowl of badassery.
This week we saw revenge, deceit, imbalance, sociopathy - and the everlasting, heartwarming goodness of a WWE legend.
Here's what to look out for so you don't get swallowed by the angry, gaping maw of predatory advertising cleverly disguised as articles.
If we're going to keep getting arrested for letting the kids play outside, at least give us a few cool Kit-Kat flavors and tolerable special effects.
This week was all about creeping, lurking things: police militarization, tiny women hiding in cupboards, the pits of Hell.
Everyone was whipped up about marriage, children and Satan. So let's go ahead and call this "Omen Week."