Cracked Archive - Extras
Cats are just in charge of every goddamn thing now.
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- July 12, 2015
Crows are smart. Bats are kind. And humans are still pretty awful.
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- July 05, 2015
Have you ever woken up hungover and said, 'Holy shit, it feels like I've been hit by a train'? Well, our source for this article, Anna Beninati, has, in fact, been hit by a goddamn train.
- By Robert Evans, Anna Beninati
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- June 30, 2015
We'll get far more attention when we're dead.
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- June 28, 2015
When Donald Trump once again burst forth from his hibernation pustule, there was bound to be a rancid splatter all over our collective psyche.
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- June 21, 2015
History often doesn't make a lick of sense.
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- June 14, 2015
We talked to a trans woman who didn't make the transition until well into adulthood, and once again found out that society does not make it easy.
- By Robert Evans, Christina Hitchens
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- June 14, 2015
There was one thing you probably heard everyone talking about. And that was: "Holy crap! Look at the inside of that penguin's mouth!"
- By Cracked Writers
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- June 07, 2015
Sometimes all you want is a big, creamy bowl of badassery.
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- May 31, 2015
This week we saw revenge, deceit, imbalance, sociopathy - and the everlasting, heartwarming goodness of a WWE legend.
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- May 24, 2015
Here's what to look out for so you don't get swallowed by the angry, gaping maw of predatory advertising cleverly disguised as articles.
- By Luke McKinney
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- May 19, 2015
If we're going to keep getting arrested for letting the kids play outside, at least give us a few cool Kit-Kat flavors and tolerable special effects.
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- May 17, 2015
This week was all about creeping, lurking things: police militarization, tiny women hiding in cupboards, the pits of Hell.
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- May 10, 2015
Everyone was whipped up about marriage, children and Satan. So let's go ahead and call this "Omen Week."
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- May 03, 2015
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