PSA: Pretty soon, you'll be running out of clothes that don't reek of alcohol, shame, and confetti.
We internet comedy writers have garnered a reputation for being
Work is only good for giving you money to give to us.
Remember when Cyber Monday used to stand for something?
First off, I'm sorry you're getting fired.
America has most likely ushered in the literal apocalypse.
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We have a lot to say about Kurt Vonnegut.