We're not mad, we're laughing actually. (No, really.)
This has the potential to be the best video game movie of all time and that's probably because it isn't actually about a video game.
Finally a video game that lets you watch other people play video games.
Hmm, how could spray painting a noose in a multiplayer video game possible go wrong?
These aren't books, so we will absolutely judge them by their covers.
EA is so slow to make changes that you'd think they were being run by congress.
We're good on Spidey and Batman for now.
Thank the Pokegods this didn't come to pass.
The Steam Summer Sale is here, and may God have mercy on our souls.
I'd call it a virginity protection shield but he's already a grandpa, so maybe it's a pussy magnet?
It’s kind of an 'Idle Hands' situation.
He's the world's smartest sentient movie theater popcorn tub.
It's hard to imagine this making anything less than a crap-load of money. That doesn't mean it will be good.
Link is the ultimate player of Hyrule, but one game stands out above all the rest.
As long as an R2 unit screeches at the faintest hint of danger, it'll be alright.