This has the potential to be the best video game movie of all time and that's probably because it isn't actually about a video game.
Hmm, how could spray painting a noose in a multiplayer video game possible go wrong?
EA is so slow to make changes that you'd think they were being run by congress.
We're good on Spidey and Batman for now.
Thank the Pokegods this didn't come to pass.
I'd call it a virginity protection shield but he's already a grandpa, so maybe it's a pussy magnet?
It’s kind of an 'Idle Hands' situation.
He's the world's smartest sentient movie theater popcorn tub.
It's hard to imagine this making anything less than a crap-load of money. That doesn't mean it will be good.
As long as an R2 unit screeches at the faintest hint of danger, it'll be alright.