Cracked Archive - Video Games
24 Required Classes for Famous Video Game Characters
Video game characters are unique game to game, but some things seem so universal that there has to be classes somewhere.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 08, 2012
3 Reasons to Hate Casual Video Games
All these games rope you in, and then only after hours of wasted time do you realize what a stupid mistake you made.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 26, 2012
17 Ways You'd Abuse Video Game Powers in Real Life
As many a genie movie has taught us, you should be careful what you wish for. The powers that we implicitly wish for every day while playing video games might go even less smoothly.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 21, 2012
5 Prejudices That Video Games Can't Seem to Get Over
Look, we set the standards for video games and we know that being racist, sexist, homophobic jerkholes is wrong ... don't we?
- By J.F. Sargent
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- July 18, 2012
If Video Game Characters Got The Deaths They Deserve
Let's face it: As much as we love video game characters, we've all been so frustrated to the point that we wished them violent harm. We asked you to show us what that looked like.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 16, 2012
So You've Got a Gerbil Stuck in Your Ass
No. I have ... a thing ... in my ... b ... b ... I can't tell you.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 15, 2012
If Video Game Adaptations of Movies Didn't Suck
What should be a golden opportunity to highlight all the things games do better than less interactive media has more often been an excuse to rush something out before a movie's out of theaters. We show you why it doesn't have to be that way.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- July 09, 2012
The 5 Most Absurdly Expensive Items in Online Gaming
For years alchemists tried to turn stupid lead into gold. Game developers have fixed that formula by ditching the dead weight of the eighth word.
- By Luke McKinney
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- July 03, 2012
If Video Game Covers Were Honest
Let's be real: Video game covers are one more step to get you to purchase the damn things. Unfortunately, more often than not, they are incredibly deceiving.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 27, 2012
The 14 Worst Boobs in the History of Video Games
Video games treat breasts like real black holes: irresistable points which suck in anyone who comes near, yet don't obey the classical laws of physics.
- By Luke McKinney
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- June 22, 2012
22 Inevitable Features of Future Gaming Systems
We've come a long way from two lines and a tiny dot playing tennis.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 22, 2012
4 Reasons Why the Best Multiplayer Games Are All Broken
I have to admit that some of the most fun I've ever had in gaming was due to multiplayer. It just so happens that every great multiplayer game I've played was completely broken.
- By Robert Brockway
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- June 20, 2012
27 Science Lessons As Taught by Famous Video Games
Video games have a set rules all their own. Here's what it would look like if you sat down in a classroom in some of these universes.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- June 15, 2012
6 Moments That Make Video Games Worth It
With joy in my heart, let me try to explain the feelings that come with being a video game player.
- By David Wong
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- June 12, 2012
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