Cracked Archive - Video Games


24 Required Classes for Famous Video Game Characters

Video game characters are unique game to game, but some things seem so universal that there has to be classes somewhere.


3 Reasons to Hate Casual Video Games

All these games rope you in, and then only after hours of wasted time do you realize what a stupid mistake you made.


17 Ways You'd Abuse Video Game Powers in Real Life

As many a genie movie has taught us, you should be careful what you wish for. The powers that we implicitly wish for every day while playing video games might go even less smoothly.


5 Prejudices That Video Games Can't Seem to Get Over

Look, we set the standards for video games and we know that being racist, sexist, homophobic jerkholes is wrong ... don't we?


If Video Game Characters Got The Deaths They Deserve

Let's face it: As much as we love video game characters, we've all been so frustrated to the point that we wished them violent harm. We asked you to show us what that looked like.


So You've Got a Gerbil Stuck in Your Ass

No. I have ... a thing ... in my ... b ... b ... I can't tell you.


If Video Game Adaptations of Movies Didn't Suck

What should be a golden opportunity to highlight all the things games do better than less interactive media has more often been an excuse to rush something out before a movie's out of theaters. We show you why it doesn't have to be that way.


The 5 Most Absurdly Expensive Items in Online Gaming

For years alchemists tried to turn stupid lead into gold. Game developers have fixed that formula by ditching the dead weight of the eighth word.


If Video Game Covers Were Honest

Let's be real: Video game covers are one more step to get you to purchase the damn things. Unfortunately, more often than not, they are incredibly deceiving.


The 14 Worst Boobs in the History of Video Games

Video games treat breasts like real black holes: irresistable points which suck in anyone who comes near, yet don't obey the classical laws of physics.


22 Inevitable Features of Future Gaming Systems

We've come a long way from two lines and a tiny dot playing tennis.


4 Reasons Why the Best Multiplayer Games Are All Broken

I have to admit that some of the most fun I've ever had in gaming was due to multiplayer. It just so happens that every great multiplayer game I've played was completely broken.


27 Science Lessons As Taught by Famous Video Games

Video games have a set rules all their own. Here's what it would look like if you sat down in a classroom in some of these universes.


6 Moments That Make Video Games Worth It

With joy in my heart, let me try to explain the feelings that come with being a video game player.