Cracked Archive - Video Games
5 Most Recession-Proof Industries in Video Games Universes
If you're looking for stable employment and have figured out how to fit inside your Xbox, start drafting your resume and prepare yourself for a thrilling career.
- By Alli Reed
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- June 15, 2013
5 Hilarious Ways Game Designers Are Messing With Pirates
The eager pirate boots up the game, grabs his dual-wielded machine pistols, pulls the trigger, and ... sprays a barrage of chickens through the air.
- By Andrew Heaton
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- June 15, 2013
The 5 Most Insane Things Ever Accomplished in a Video Game
Like the brave masters of dong art, this article is about heroes who were inspired by games to achieve the impossible.
- By Seanbaby
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- June 14, 2013
5 Things Every Game Company Gets Wrong About Gamers
I play games for the same reason you do: because killing is the only thing that makes the headaches go away. But the more I see, the more I think game companies don't understand us at all.
- By David Wong
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- June 13, 2013
The 5 Most Ludicrously Expensive Items in Online Gaming
Behold, purchases of stupider imaginary things than Tila Tequila's virginity.
- By Luke McKinney
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- June 12, 2013
The 7 Creepiest Hacks of Popular Video Games
These mods are so crazy that they'll make your brain give up and come flying out of your ass.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell
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- June 10, 2013
4 Reasons Average Gamers Become Obsessive Fanboys
Looking back on it now, it really isn't surprising that I got drawn into the great unwashed Super Nintendo Army.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- June 04, 2013
10 Life Lessons That 'Tetris' Can Teach You
EVERYTHING MUST BE STACKED AND ORDERED NEATLY. IT WILL PILE UP AND DOOM US ALL.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- May 29, 2013
4 Important Rule Changes That Make Every Game More Fun
Rules are a necessary part of every game, the main reason we can have competitive pastimes that aren't just about hitting each other with sticks.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- May 23, 2013
5 Unintentionally Hilarious Live-Action Video Games
There was a silver lining to the video game industry's failing attempt to emulate Hollywood -- FMV games were a gold mine of unintentional comedy.
- By CRACKED Staff, Dustin Koski
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- May 18, 2013
8 Amazing Video Game Moments That Happened by Accident
That's the best part of gaming, after all: those unscripted, unplanned moments that stick with you, even when the story is lost to a hazy blur.
- By Robert Brockway
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- May 16, 2013
6 A-holes You Meet in Every Online Game
Six types of gamer take a world where we literally play with a global supercomputer network and piss all over it.
- By Luke McKinney
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- May 12, 2013
6 Hidden Glitches That Make Famous Video Games Way Better
We hope that some day we can make a mistake that will bring a stranger as much joy as these six glitches brought us.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell
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- May 07, 2013
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