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Cracked Archive - Tech

The Matrix Is Real, If You Are A Cow

Do moos believe in fate?

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Tesla's Cybertruck Is The Car Of Our Dystopian Future

Marvel at its Paul Verhoeven-approved boxiness!

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Pervs Will Love The New Holograms That Can Be Heard And Felt

You just know this amazing new technology will immediately be used for sex.

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4 Reasons Mark Zuckerberg Is A Garbage Supervillain

He will plunge the world into dorkness.

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4 Shady Facts Netflix Doesn't Want Viewers To Know

Netflix is better than Hollywood. But barely.

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Lots Of People Just Received Old Valentine's Day Texts

Not awkward at all.

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Amazon's Alexa Is Now A Murder Case Witness

Alexa, can you solve this spear-related murder mystery?

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Social Media Is An Absolute Nightmare In These 5 Countries

Meme la revolution!

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The E-Scooter Industry Is Imploding (Because Scooters Break)

The e-scooter model is falling apart. Literally.

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The Human Flesh Phone, For People Who Love Fear And Terror

It's definitely not a sex thing. No sir.

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How A Scientist Took On The Company That Poisoned The World

It sounds like the plot of a sci-fi horror movie, but all of it actually happened.

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That Autonomous Trashcan Will Get Stuck On Everything

They have the gall to call it a SmartCan.

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5 Clever Ways Products Use Sound To Trick Your Brain

You don't think a lot about how products sound, but marketers do, A LOT.

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5 Creepy Social Media Scams That Were Shockingly Effective

Don't follow these accounts to the nearest ATM.

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Twitter Is So Toxic That Even Disney Won't Buy It

White gloves can only get so dirty.

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