Cracked Archive - Tech

Disney's Acrobatic Spider-Man Robot Is Going To Kill Someone
Disney's Acrobatic Spider-Man Robot Is Going To Kill Someone

Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!

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4 Dumb Ways Your Favorite Sites Are Dying
4 Dumb Ways Your Favorite Sites Are Dying

Major sites are getting hit hard.

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4 Ways The Internet Is Built Entirely On Lies
4 Ways The Internet Is Built Entirely On Lies

This whole internet thing is all just an inane cycle of grifts.

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Using AI To Develop Movies Isn't As Bad As It Sounds ... Yet
Using AI To Develop Movies Isn't As Bad As It Sounds ... Yet

“Computer, make me a good movie that appeals to all demographics. Scratch that – make it a great movie.”

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For No Reason, Mercedes-Benz Made An 'Avatar' Car
For No Reason, Mercedes-Benz Made An 'Avatar' Car

Plug your ponytail into the cigarette lighter and rev it up, baby!

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Presenting The Therapeutic Headless Robot Kitten Butt
Presenting The Therapeutic Headless Robot Kitten Butt

It has neither a butthole nor a head to lick it with, so that’s a plus.

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Segway's New Vehicle Was Made For Professor X Cosplay
Segway's New Vehicle Was Made For Professor X Cosplay

Magnetic arch-nemesis not included.

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5 Streams That Went Horribly Wrong
5 Streams That Went Horribly Wrong

There is no end to how badly wrong a livestream can go.

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Amazon's Invented A New Way For Your Family To Quarrel
Amazon's Invented A New Way For Your Family To Quarrel

AI just ain't ready to help stop a human fight.

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The Stories From 2019 YouTube Hopes You Forgot
The Stories From 2019 YouTube Hopes You Forgot

The internet is forever.

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Facebook Workers Get An A.I. To Handle Disappointed Parents
Facebook Workers Get An A.I. To Handle Disappointed Parents

Awkward dinner? Just vent the airlocks.

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5 Big Tech Scandals That Didn't Get Enough Attention
5 Big Tech Scandals That Didn't Get Enough Attention

The tech industry is constantly changing like a swirling, confusing vortex.

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