What if NFT collections like Bored Ape Yacht Club, Azuki, CloneX, and other such stupid crap were actually honest about what they were?

Want NFT artwork without being an awful human being? We turned Roger NFTs into purchasable shirts.

SOURCES:
https://www.cracked.com/article_31914_nfts-are-so-so-dumb.html
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2021/04/nfts-werent-supposed-end-like/618488/
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CAST:
Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Artist: Darnell Eaton
Writer: Mark Hill
Director: Jordan Breeding
Art Director/Assistant Director: Andy Newman
Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding
Sound: Mike Schoen 
Key Production Assistant: Jose Brown
Set Production Assistant/Art: James Satterfield
Teleprompter: Hillary Shea

Mark is on Twitter and wrote a book. Check out Jordan's other work or connect on Twitter.  Catch up with Dave Brown on Instagram.

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