What if Internet Service Providers like Centurylink, Comcast, and Cox were actually honest about how horrifically terrible they are? Roger Horton investigates.

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SOURCES:
https://www.theverge.com/2018/9/24/17882842/us-internet-broadband-map-isp-fcc-wireless-competition 
https://www.theverge.com/2015/4/1/8321437/maps-show-why-internet-is-more-expensive-us-europe-competition 
https://theweek.com/articles/449919/why-american-internet-slow 
https://www.theverge.com/22177154/us-internet-speed-maps-competition-availability-fcc 
https://www.newamerica.org/oti/reports/cost-connectivity-2020/global-findings/ 
https://www.theverge.com/smart-home/2015/11/7/9687976/comcast-data-caps-are-not-about-fixing-network-congestion 
https://money.com/internet-data-caps-bogus-ploys/
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2017/03/encryption-wont-stop-your-internet-provider-from-spying-on-you/521208/ 
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2021/04/isps-sue-new-york-to-block-law-requiring-15-broadband-for-poor-people/ 
https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2020/08/virtual-learning-when-you-dont-have-internet/615322/ 
https://www.jec.senate.gov/public/index.cfm/democrats/2018/12/axios-the-homework-gap-12-million-schoolchildren-lack-internet 
https://www.pewresearch.org/internet/fact-sheet/internet-broadband/ 
https://dailyprogress.com/business/castro-centurylink-regrets-your-troubles-and-other-business-briefs/article_b99629be-b23f-11e8-a1dc-0f565952956b.html 
https://www.cracked.com/blog/4-ways-corporations-are-turning-us-into-jerks

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Roger Horton: Jack Hunter
Nephew: Jordan Breeding
Writer: Jordan Breeding
Director: Jordan Breeding
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Director of Photography: Dave Brown
Editor: Jordan Breeding, Dave Brown
Sound: Mike Schoen 
Key Production Assistant: Jose Brown
Set Production Assistant/Art: James Satterfield
Teleprompter: Hillary Shea

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