Like looking into a Black Mirror.
You telling me my best friend and very real person @Patriot000646518 has been lying to me?!?
Goodbye, square boobs!
If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.
It's a Shipt job, but someone's got to do it.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!
“Computer, make me a good movie that appeals to all demographics. Scratch that – make it a great movie.”
It has neither a butthole nor a head to lick it with, so that’s a plus.
Magnetic arch-nemesis not included.