Cracked Archive - Tech

4 Ways The Internet Is Built Entirely On Lies

This whole internet thing is all just an inane cycle of grifts.

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Using AI To Develop Movies Isn't As Bad As It Sounds ... Yet

“Computer, make me a good movie that appeals to all demographics. Scratch that – make it a great movie.”

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For No Reason, Mercedes-Benz Made An 'Avatar' Car

Plug your ponytail into the cigarette lighter and rev it up, baby!

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Presenting The Therapeutic Headless Robot Kitten Butt

It has neither a butthole nor a head to lick it with, so that’s a plus.

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Segway's New Vehicle Was Made For Professor X Cosplay

Magnetic arch-nemesis not included.

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5 Streams That Went Horribly Wrong

There is no end to how badly wrong a livestream can go.

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Amazon's Invented A New Way For Your Family To Quarrel

AI just ain't ready to help stop a human fight.

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The Stories From 2019 YouTube Hopes You Forgot

The internet is forever.

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Facebook Workers Get An A.I. To Handle Disappointed Parents

Awkward dinner? Just vent the airlocks.

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5 Big Tech Scandals That Didn't Get Enough Attention

The tech industry is constantly changing like a swirling, confusing vortex.

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The Matrix Is Real, If You Are A Cow

Do moos believe in fate?

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Tesla's Cybertruck Is The Car Of Our Dystopian Future

Marvel at its Paul Verhoeven-approved boxiness!

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