Cracked Archive - Tech

'Innovative' Things That Are Taking Steps Backward

Like looking into a Black Mirror.

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If You're A Climate Change Denier, You Might Be A Twitter Bot

You telling me my best friend and very real person @Patriot000646518 has been lying to me?!?

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Facebook Is The Second Coming Of Crappy 1990s AOL

AOL is the blueprint for all technology.

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Presenting The Microphone-Jamming Bracelet Straight Out Of The Lamest Dystopia Possible

If you wear it, no one will want to talk to you anyway.

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Target's Grocery Deliverymen Are Being Told To Buy Gifts For Rich Customers

It's a Shipt job, but someone's got to do it.

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6 Beloved Memes With Disturbing Origin Stories

You might think twice about copy-and-pasting certain formats after learning this.

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4 Everyday Technologies That Never Seem To Improve

Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.

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Disney's Acrobatic Spider-Man Robot Is Going To Kill Someone

Look out! Here comes the Spider-Man!

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4 Dumb Ways Your Favorite Sites Are Dying

Major sites are getting hit hard.

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4 Ways The Internet Is Built Entirely On Lies

This whole internet thing is all just an inane cycle of grifts.

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Using AI To Develop Movies Isn't As Bad As It Sounds ... Yet

“Computer, make me a good movie that appeals to all demographics. Scratch that – make it a great movie.”

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For No Reason, Mercedes-Benz Made An 'Avatar' Car

Plug your ponytail into the cigarette lighter and rev it up, baby!

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Presenting The Therapeutic Headless Robot Kitten Butt

It has neither a butthole nor a head to lick it with, so that’s a plus.

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Segway's New Vehicle Was Made For Professor X Cosplay

Magnetic arch-nemesis not included.

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