Cracked Archive - Tech

The 6 Most Ill-Conceived Weapons Ever Built

There are plenty of weapon designs submitted every year. Thankfully, we have folks who make sure the ridiculous ones never see production. Sometimes, though, even they screw up.

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5 Reasons Twitter Isn't Actually Overthrowing Governments

The media loves to breathlessly cover 'The Twitter Revolution.' Unfortuantely, the only place it actually exists is in newspapers and blogs.

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The 6 Most Badass Weapons Ever Improvised in Battle

War is a terrible thing: Sometimes you have to take the life of your fellow man in the most brutal and extravagant ways...and you just don't have a good enough weapon to do it as hard as you want. That's when you start strapping every weapon you have to every other weapon you have, and hope that physics is in a good enough mood today to let you fir

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The Rise And Fall Of An Internet Meme [CHART]

The cake is a spy.

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The Cheater's Guide to Winning Online Arguments

using a second persona - called a sock puppet - to further some secret agenda is a bit seedy. It's also an effective way to win an argument online.

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The Rise and Fall of a Twitter Sensation: Timeline

The world has somehow forgotten perhaps the greatest Internet sensation of our time

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7 Bizarre Advances in Animal Cyborg Technology

If there are two things the Internet loves, it's cute, fuzzy animals and deadly cyborgs. As awesome as those two things are on their own, though, combining them gives us something that's often more disturbing and insane than either of those could bring us on their own.

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6 Reasons I Recently Defriended You on Facebook

I went through that friends list with a scythe, casting out anyone who I hadn't worked with, or gotten drunk with, or fantasized about getting drunk with. I was ruthless, just totally not caring what effect this might have on my suddenly Bucholz-less non-friends. So if there was a wave of really bad poetry sweeping the Internet last spring, I guess

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8 Creepy Video Game Urban Legends (That Happen to Be True)

The urban legends of every era always seem to reflect whatever teenagers are doing at the time. That's why it only makes sense that today's are centered around video games. Except ... these are absolutely true.

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If The Internet Disappeared: Staying Off The Grid

Sometimes you just do things without knowing why. When Jeeves dubbed me the Internet messiah, I started running.

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6 Hilarious Ways Game Designers Are Screwing With Pirates

Piracy accounts for 31% of all Internet traffic and, regardless of your personal opinion on the issue, it does really suck for a lot of game developers. But rather than just try to sue the pants off of everyone who ever logs into Bittorrent, some have started thinking outside the box a little.

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5 Bad Ideas Humanity Is Sticking With Out of Habit

Old habits die harder than Bruce Willis.

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Five Surefire Ways to Piss off a Smoker [CHART]

If you really want to take years off a smoker's life, ask them any of these questions.

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6 Bizarrely Creepy Moments from the Mario Universe

It's a place where hitting a floating brick with your head and expecting money to come out is considered normal. These games are classics, so we don't even stop to think about the absurdity of what goes on in them. For something to be considered creepy within that context it would have to be pretty messed up. Like, for example ...

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