Cracked Archive - Tech

7 Mind-Blowing Structures Built in Secret

Why would anyone build something impressive and keep it a secret? Plenty of reasons. Just know the next time you look out your window you could be staring straight at a secret.

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6 Companies That Are Clearly Catering to Supervillains

Thanks to the magic of the free market there are companies that sell sexy female bodyguards.

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The 7 Creepiest Old School Robots

Robots are terrifying, we all know that. And the creepily advanced ones have been around forever.

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8 Things You Won't Believe Can Be Hacked

If movies are to be believed, hackers are mostly kept busy kickflipping over the pentagon before sleeping in Mom's basement. But neither assumption is true.

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6 Reasons the Comments on This Article Will Be Useless

we've cataloged the different types of commenters available on the market today, listed which sites on the Internet have the worst commenters, and even provided advice on how to write more effective spam comments. But we haven't yet tackled the more fundamental question of whether there's even any value in allowing barely sentient ass-breathers to

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The Top 8 Unintentionally Hilarious Vehicles Ridden Into War

When the brilliance of military weaponry shines through, entire wars can be swung in one nation's favor. When the insanity wins, their designs wind up in a Cracked article.

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6 Shockingly Affordable Sci-Fi Inventions

Who would ever deny you a loan to get one of these?

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5 Aerial Battles That Put 'Top Gun' To Shame

The most badass things ever done in, or to, a fighter jet.

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8 WTF Aircraft Designs That Actually Caught Air

Aircraft designers can think outside the box just like everybody else. And what's most surprising of all is that all of the insane designs herein actually flew, with varying degrees of success.

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5 Projects You Won't Believe the US Government Is Working On

The mad inventor from the James Bond movies, Q, is real. Only there are lots of him, and they have a lot more money at their disposal.

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6 Technologies Conspicuously Absent from Sci-Fi Movies

To make sci-fi stories work, the writers often have to add completely arbitrary and pointless limitations to whatever futuristic technology turns up. But in the name of plot and drama, they sometimes wind up giving the people of the distant future gear that doesn't even work as well as ours does now, in the boring old present.

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The 8 Worst Types of Blog on the Internet

But time passed, and the bloggers started getting worn out, tired with the hectic pace of updating multiple times a day. They began writing longer posts that appeared less frequently, eventually shape-shifting into a MILF-ish group whom we now call the Cracked Columnists. By late 2008, the Cracked Blog was dead, a loss which would soon rattle the w

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6 Pieces of Office Equipment (For the Incredibly Paranoid)

For those who envision office-wide knife fights or think the lunch room is the most likely Ground Zero in the upcoming robot-zombie apocalypse, rest assured certain entrepreneurs have stepped forward to meet your needs.

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4 Inexplicably Huge Internet Trends

every time I feel like I've finally encountered every bizarre, dedicated fan forum, every pointless meme, and every inexplicable fetish site, I'll stumble onto something new that completely throws me for a loop.

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