Cracked Archive - Tech
The urban legends of every era always seem to reflect whatever teenagers are doing at the time. That's why it only makes sense that today's are centered around video games. Except ... these are absolutely true.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell
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- April 30, 2011
Sometimes you just do things without knowing why. When Jeeves dubbed me the Internet messiah, I started running.
- By Gladstone
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- April 23, 2011
Piracy accounts for 31% of all Internet traffic and, regardless of your personal opinion on the issue, it does really suck for a lot of game developers. But rather than just try to sue the pants off of everyone who ever logs into Bittorrent, some have started thinking outside the box a little.
- By Kyle Nazario
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- April 22, 2011
Old habits die harder than Bruce Willis.
- By Paul Jury
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- April 21, 2011
![Five Surefire Ways to Piss off a Smoker [CHART]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/5/0/4/52504.jpg?v=1)
If you really want to take years off a smoker's life, ask them any of these questions.
- By Stephen Cook
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- April 14, 2011
It's a place where hitting a floating brick with your head and expecting money to come out is considered normal. These games are classics, so we don't even stop to think about the absurdity of what goes on in them. For something to be considered creepy within that context it would have to be pretty messed up. Like, for example ...
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, Peter File
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- April 11, 2011
In the very likely case that you're on the Internet right now, you already know what a "meme" is. But you may not realize that the concept -- a meaningless phrase, image or joke getting repeated endlessly for no reason at all -- predates the Internet generation by a long shot.
- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- April 11, 2011
The thing about the Iron Curtain is that we'll never fully know what crazy shit went on behind it during the Cold War. And that's too bad, because the little hints that leak out really make it look like these people just did not give a shit.
- By Evan V. Symon
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- April 06, 2011
If you never dreamed of driving a huge tank fitted with a giant chainsaw while growing up, then congratulations on having been a well-adjusted kid. As for the rest of us? Well, people like us grew up and built these machines for real.
- By Brian Thompson
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- April 01, 2011
The hottest new club in New York: Rule 34.
- By Gladstone
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- March 26, 2011
![The Good The Bad and the Ugly of Video Games [COMIC]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/7/3/48273.jpg?v=3)
The spectrums for success and failure for ten different aspects of gaming.
- By Winston Rowntree
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- March 20, 2011
War is serious business. Life-and-death stuff. Brutal, bloody and unrelenting. But who says it can't also be fun?
- By Karl Smallwood, Tony Pilgram
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- March 16, 2011
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