Cracked Archive - Tech
Allow us to detail five real technologies that, according to our calculations, are 100 percent certain to drag us into a nightmare future infested with killer machines shaped like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
- By Fletcher Wortmann
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- July 02, 2011
Even the smallest, slimiest creatures employ tech that will some day revolutionize everything from solar panels to TV screens.
- By Brian Thompson
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- July 01, 2011
FYI: Many of the annoying things your cellphone provider does happen behind the scenes, and you'll never find it spelled out on your bill.
- By M. Asher Cantrell
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- June 25, 2011
Did you know you can engineer a soul?Scientists have already gotten a running start at it with these six robots that are treading all over the formerly exclusive domain of mankind.
- By Eric A., Karl Smallwood, Dennis Hong
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- June 24, 2011
There are plenty of weapon designs submitted every year. Thankfully, we have folks who make sure the ridiculous ones never see production. Sometimes, though, even they screw up.
- By Ben Adelman
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- June 10, 2011
The media loves to breathlessly cover 'The Twitter Revolution.' Unfortuantely, the only place it actually exists is in newspapers and blogs.
- By Mark Hill
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- May 31, 2011
War is a terrible thing: Sometimes you have to take the life of your fellow man in the most brutal and extravagant ways...and you just don't have a good enough weapon to do it as hard as you want. That's when you start strapping every weapon you have to every other weapon you have, and hope that physics is in a good enough mood today to let you fir
- By Tony Pilgram
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- May 30, 2011
![The Rise And Fall Of An Internet Meme [CHART]](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/2/4/8/59248.jpg?v=1)
The cake is a spy.
- By Dr. Gentleman
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- May 22, 2011
using a second persona - called a sock puppet - to further some secret agenda is a bit seedy. It's also an effective way to win an argument online.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- May 17, 2011
The world has somehow forgotten perhaps the greatest Internet sensation of our time
- By Gladstone
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- May 14, 2011
If there are two things the Internet loves, it's cute, fuzzy animals and deadly cyborgs. As awesome as those two things are on their own, though, combining them gives us something that's often more disturbing and insane than either of those could bring us on their own.
- By M. Asher Cantrell
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- May 09, 2011
I went through that friends list with a scythe, casting out anyone who I hadn't worked with, or gotten drunk with, or fantasized about getting drunk with. I was ruthless, just totally not caring what effect this might have on my suddenly Bucholz-less non-friends. So if there was a wave of really bad poetry sweeping the Internet last spring, I guess
- By Chris Bucholz
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- May 05, 2011
The urban legends of every era always seem to reflect whatever teenagers are doing at the time. That's why it only makes sense that today's are centered around video games. Except ... these are absolutely true.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell
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- April 30, 2011
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