We're not ones to fret about silly things like apocalypses -- and anyone who says differently is a dirty liar, shut up. But, hey, after seeing these borderline Transformers in action, we're not going to rise up against our future robot overlords. In fact, we'll welcome them with open arms and laurels.

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