Hey now, we're pretty appreciative of the times we're living in -- at least we aren't wiping our asses with pine cones. But, come on, with as advanced as our society is, some nuisances that accompany things we use everyday seem pretty ridiculous. We asked you to show us the worst offenders, and gave a bunch of slightly bent dollar bills that won't be accept by vending machines to the winner ...

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