Cracked Archive - Tech

The Internet's Greatest Meme Just Got A Whole Lot Creepier

The internet has been improving Ctrl+Alt+Del's 'Loss'.


When Leaders Who Don't Understand The Web Try To Control It

Our world runs on robots, but is led by senior citizens who think technology is witchcraft.


Good News, You Can Now Pray To Amazon (Literally)

Amazon and God have teamed up to help millennials get their prayer on, but it's a little weird.


Xbox’s Latest Controller Is A Real Game-Changer

A controller aimed at gamers with disabilities might be the greatest one ever made.


The Awful Comedy Memes That Russia Used To Hack The Election

As it turns out, the greatest threat to our democracy is Millennial humor.


Facebook Is Way Too Sketchy To Get Us Dating

Its new dating feature really underestimates how much faith people are losing in Facebook.


There's A Service That Tricks People Into Online Dating You

Let creepy telemarketers find you love.


5 Of Your Favorite Sites That Have Screwed-Up Dark Secrets

Facebook is far from the only popular online service with a dark side.


How Violent Video Games Might Be Screwing With Your Brain

I've been committing war crimes in video games since the Carter era.


5 Real World Problems That Are Straight Out Of Black Mirror

The future isn't some vague, to-be-determined period of existence; it's literally tomorrow.


5 Amazing Hi-Tech Solutions To Common Food Annoyances

Anything that makes the difficult task of putting food in my face hole easier really glazes my donut.


7 Times Google Maps Straight Up Ruined People's Lives

People, companies, and even governments have blindly followed Google Maps to disastrous destinations.


5 Awesome Sci-Fi Movie Technologies That'd Suck In Real Life

Where are all the snazzy gadgets and awesome technologies movies promised us?


Yes, Somebody Once Thought A Cat Piano Was A Good Idea

The history of psychology is full of misguided individuals.


6 Times Normal People Got Screwed By Their Twitter Username

These days, everybody has a Twitter account.