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15 Celebrities Who Keep Truly Weird Pets

By:: Andrea Meno

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15 Celebrities Who Keep Truly Weird Pets

Nic Cage doesn’t just have a pet crow, he also (of course) has a special geodesic dome for the crow to fly around in. Here’s the full story, plus 14 others:

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Chris Brown had a pet monkey (but they took it away from him). Not long after he posted a photo of his monkey Fiji on Instagram, he was charged -- with possession of a pet capuchin monkey without a permit. CRACKED.COM — Source: The Hollywood Reporter

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Arnold Schwarzenegger keeps a donkey and a miniature horse. They're called Whiskey and Lulu, and he keeps them in his house they go upstairs, they go downstairs, they're all over the place, Schwarzenegger said. CRACKED.COM — Source: Entertainment Weekly

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Guns'n'Roses guitarist Slash kept, basically, a gigantic ZOO at his home. He had a pet mountain lion (named Curtis), numerous cats, lizards, and venomous snakes. I installed a full-on reptile zoo over there, he wrote. CRACKED.COM — Source: Far Out Magazine

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Nic Cage has a pet crow, and a 16-foot geodesic dome for him to fly in. His name is Huginn, and he apparently understands some language -- he says Hi when Cage enters the room and Bye when he leaves. CRACKED.COM — Source: GQ

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Bob Ross kept a pet squirrel (that even showed up on-screen). The squirrel was in Beauty is Everywhere, his 1991 follow-up to The Joy of Painting, in which he said She is the cutest little devil you've ever seen. CRACKED.COM — Source: Entertainment Weekly

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Prince kept a pair of pet doves that he named Majesty and Divinity. The doves stayed silent after Prince died, but when people began playing Prince music for them, they apparently started talking right away. CRACKED.COM — Source: Vanity Fair

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Vanilla Ice has a bunch of exotic pets, including even a pet kangaroo. The kangaroo apparently sometimes goes rogue, and once ran off for two weeks with another one of Vanilla Ice's animals his pet goat. CRACKED.COM — Source: Entertainment Weekly

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Justin Bieber once owned a pet monkey, and he didn't treat it too well. He brought the monkey to Germany once, but he didn't have all the necessary papers, so the German state seized the monkey and kept it in a zoo. CRACKED.COM — Source: CP24

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Kirstie Alley lives with 14 lemurs (she has a full-time animal caretaker). She doesn't recommend them as pets, though, since they're a big responsibility. - they live for 30 years and eat all organic, among other things. CRACKED.COM — Source: People.com

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George Clooney had a beloved, pot-bellied pig that was called Max. The press called them inseparable, and Clooney allowed him in his bedroom. Apparently, Max's presence even ended two of Clooney's relationships. CRACKED.COM — Source: The Guardian

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Sam Neill keeps a variety of farm animals, and names them after celebs. For example, there are the pigs Angelica Huston and Imogen Poots a rooster called Michael Fassbender, and Graham Norton the bull. CRACKED.COM — Source: The Independent

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Miley Cyrus had a beloved pet pig (that she adopted after her dog died). The pig was named Bubba Sue, and Miley apparently really loved her - she posted photos where she kissed Bubba Sue and chased her with brushes. CRACKED.COM — Source: People.com, People.com

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Nicole Richie keeps a total of eight chickens as pets (plus a lizard). The chickens (named Ivy, Sibby, Dixie Chick, Tallulah, Philomena, Mama Cass, Sunny, and Daisy) were introduced in a glamorous photo shoot. CRACKED.COM — Source: People.com

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Jennifer Garner has a pet chicken that she's named after a Mean Girls character. The chicken is called Regina George (of course, who else?), and she's filmed herself for Instagram reading the newspaper aloud to Regina. CRACKED.COM — Source: ET Online

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Salma Hayek has an owl named after her husband's luxury company. He's the CEO of Kering, so that's the owl's name. Kering likes to drink wine, and likes to stand on Hayek's iPad while she watches TV on it. CRACKED.COM — Source: Vanity Fair

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