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6 Brothels that Turn Sex Into A Day At An Amusement Park
Even though the basic product is still the same (roof, prostitutes, wet-naps, shame), there's apparently still room for some forward-thinking innovation.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 24, 2015
5 Reasons Even Gun Owners Should Hate The NRA
Listen, United States: You really need to stop the board of the NRA.
- By Luke McKinney
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- July 23, 2015
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/21)
The world makes about as much sense as the plot of your average late-night Cinemax porno, one watched with the sound off so your Mom doesn't hear.
- By T. S. Obiech
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- July 21, 2015
5 Drugs That Turn Your World Into A Real-Life Horror Movie
I wouldn't blame you if you have a hard time looking at Pixy Stix again after seeing the effects of these drugs.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- July 17, 2015
The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/14)
Watching the news is a lot like watching the new season of 'True Detective,' only with even more angst and ridiculous mustaches.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- July 14, 2015
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/7)
Judging by the news, the world is kind of like Jurassic Park, only if the dinosaurs were in charge of security.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- July 07, 2015
5 Fireworks Disasters That Were Incredibly Fun To Watch
Fireworks are stupid, but there are certain occasions when watching them cane be incredibly fun. That, of course, is when they malfunction.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- July 02, 2015
We Built Their Death Squads: ISIS's Bizarre Origin Story
We learned that, if we're not the father of ISIS, the United States is at least some sort of uncle.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- July 01, 2015
7 Fake Viral Photos You Probably Thought Were Real
Our social media feeds are constantly bombarded with incredible images ... that are also 100 percent cow-pie.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- June 30, 2015
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/30)
No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity. So we're here to help.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- June 30, 2015
4 Real-Life George Costanzas
Constanzas exist, and we've found these despicable liars who fooled the entire world into bigger ruses than Vandelay Industries.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- June 29, 2015
How Casual Racism Ruined 'Free Speech' Forever
I can't remember the last time anyone brought up free speech because they actually wanted to talk about free speech.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- June 27, 2015
5 Weird Stalking Stories With Creepy Plot Twists
Like it did for so many other things in life, the Internet made stalking way easier for creeps and weirdos the world over.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- June 25, 2015
The 6 Stupidest Acts Of Journalistic Fraud Ever Attempted
Breaking an important story is such an all-encompassing dream that some reporters won't even think twice about flat-out lying to get that extremely uncomfortable Jacuzzi full of Pulitzer Prizes they all so desperately crave.
- By Adam Wears
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- June 23, 2015
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