Cracked Archive - News

6 Brothels that Turn Sex Into A Day At An Amusement Park

Even though the basic product is still the same (roof, prostitutes, wet-naps, shame), there's apparently still room for some forward-thinking innovation.

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5 Reasons Even Gun Owners Should Hate The NRA

Listen, United States: You really need to stop the board of the NRA.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/21)

The world makes about as much sense as the plot of your average late-night Cinemax porno, one watched with the sound off so your Mom doesn't hear.

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5 Drugs That Turn Your World Into A Real-Life Horror Movie

I wouldn't blame you if you have a hard time looking at Pixy Stix again after seeing the effects of these drugs.

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The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/14)

Watching the news is a lot like watching the new season of 'True Detective,' only with even more angst and ridiculous mustaches.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/7)

Judging by the news, the world is kind of like Jurassic Park, only if the dinosaurs were in charge of security.

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5 Fireworks Disasters That Were Incredibly Fun To Watch

Fireworks are stupid, but there are certain occasions when watching them cane be incredibly fun. That, of course, is when they malfunction.

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We Built Their Death Squads: ISIS's Bizarre Origin Story

We learned that, if we're not the father of ISIS, the United States is at least some sort of uncle.

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7 Fake Viral Photos You Probably Thought Were Real

Our social media feeds are constantly bombarded with incredible images ... that are also 100 percent cow-pie.

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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (6/30)

No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every important headline while maintaining their sanity. So we're here to help.

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4 Real-Life George Costanzas

Constanzas exist, and we've found these despicable liars who fooled the entire world into bigger ruses than Vandelay Industries.

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How Casual Racism Ruined 'Free Speech' Forever

I can't remember the last time anyone brought up free speech because they actually wanted to talk about free speech.

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5 Weird Stalking Stories With Creepy Plot Twists

Like it did for so many other things in life, the Internet made stalking way easier for creeps and weirdos the world over.

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The 6 Stupidest Acts Of Journalistic Fraud Ever Attempted

Breaking an important story is such an all-encompassing dream that some reporters won't even think twice about flat-out lying to get that extremely uncomfortable Jacuzzi full of Pulitzer Prizes they all so desperately crave.

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