You get a match on Tinder. What do you open with? "Hey"? Of course not -- you might as well tell them, "I'm a bore with no imagination, so save time and block me now." What you do is lead with some fun fact that shows you're as funny and cultured as you are good-looking -- say, for example, one of these we've collected here for you for just such an occasion.

And if things get serious, you'll be able to follow up with details cribbed from the original Cracked articles linked under each fact.


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