PSA: Be safe, stay home, and stay informed. -Ed

If you glance at the news, you might think that humanity is sliding into the proverbial volcano inch by inch with every doomed day that passes. But that's not necessarily true. We're here to tell you about some of the people working on elaborate pulley-and-rope systems that will extract us from the volcano.

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