Cracked Archive - News
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/8/16)
Look, we get it. It takes at least a week to get through the mountain of voter literature that piles up in your mailbox.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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716 The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/1)
Look, we get it. At this point in the election cycle, checking the news is just asking for a migraine.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/25)
Look, we get it. You can either get your Hillary Quinn costume done by Halloween or keep up with the news.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/18)
Keeping up with the news is like sweeping up after a parade made entirely out of elephants drinking espresso.
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- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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8 Less Known Trump Stories That’d Derail Any Other Campaign
This election cycle has given us plenty, but dig deeper, and there are so, so, so, so many more times when Donald Trump has proven himself to be a festering wart on the genitals of America.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10-11)
Some weeks the news cycle is like a runaway train made entirely out of clown cars.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/4)
While you're busy packing your bags for that shuttle to Mars, news happens.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/27)
Look, we get it. Once you find out that your patronus is a three-legged alley cat, it's hard to get motivated to check on the news.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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6 Reasons Breitbart Is The Most Batsh!t Crazy Website Ever
Breitbart makes Fox News look like the BBC.
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- By Jim Avery
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/20)
It's getting so you can't check the news without your smart phone bursting into flames.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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Bayer Purchased Monsanto (And We Are All Screwed)
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Ways Losing The Presidency Sucks Even More Than You Think
Running for president and then losing is the first step toward a life of soul-crushing misery and heartache.
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- By Michael Hossey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/13)
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/6)
Sure, you could keep up with the news. But then you'd miss the balls-to-the-wall action of Mark Hamill shaving his beard.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/30)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whack-a-Mole with a spork.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- 787
