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Why Professor Indiana Jones Was Hated By His Colleagues
We must say that the title 'God Melted Some Nazi Faces In Front Of Me' simply doesn't fit our journal's aesthetic.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- February 23, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/23)
Today's news is like a less plausible version of the wacky fake headlines from 1980s movies set in the future.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- February 23, 2016
14 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/19)
'Republicans honor Scalia's devotion to the Constitution by ignoring it to delay successor's appointment.'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 19, 2016
5 Reasons To Like (Or At Least Respect) Martin Shkreli
I have a feeling this won't be a popular column. Don't ask me why. Just a feeling, I suppose.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 18, 2016
I'm Asian: 6 Forms Of Racism I Deal With Every Day
Just because it's no longer socially acceptable doesn't mean people don't still harbor some subconscious racist beliefs.
- By Dennis Hong
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- February 17, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/16)
The news is like 'The Walking Dead,' only without that show's sense of naive optimism.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- February 16, 2016
17 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/12)
'Martin Shkreli is an even smugger asshole than previously thought'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 12, 2016
5 Weird Ways America Has Returned To The Dark Ages
The Dark Ages earned that name at least in part because there's a noticeable lack of contemporary records, a trait eerily similar to our country today.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 11, 2016
18 News Stories That Forgot To Tell You The Best Part
Well, maybe Steve Harvey's gaff was some sort of karmic retribution in the end.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 10, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/9)
The news is like an alarm that sounds 24 hours a day, alternately screaming that you're going to die and that you need to ask your doctor about erectile dysfunction pills.
- By Ted E., T. S. Obiech
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- February 09, 2016
5 Realities Of Smog So Bad It Blots Out The Sun
Beijing, we're finding out, has the kind of pollution that makes it seem like you're downwind from a freaking volcano eruption.
- By Robert Evans, Tyler Roney
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- February 09, 2016
6 Ugly Things You Learn About Donald Trump Reading His Books
May my Kindle forgive me for what I have done to it.
- By Robert Evans
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- February 05, 2016
15 'Real' Headlines The Media's Too Afraid To Write (2/05)
'Idris Elba Gets Two Consolation Prizes For His Oscar Snub'
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 05, 2016
5 Things That Shouldn't Be Sold Online (But Totally Are)
Brass knuckles? Paper weights? What's the actual difference anyway?
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- February 04, 2016
4 Reasons Flint's Water Crisis Is Worse Than You Think
The incompetence and lying behind the scenes that led to the lead-laced water poisoning thousands of people is as staggering as it is terrifying.
- By Anonymous, Saundra Sorenson
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- February 03, 2016
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