Cracked Archive - News

The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/4)

While you're busy packing your bags for that shuttle to Mars, news happens.


5 Real Horror Movies That Actually Happened Thanks To NASA

NASA's research history includes projects that are far from the ordinary rocket engine tests and spacesuit building, and veer right into Twilight Zone territory.


Should Kratom Be Banned? Here's What the Experts Say

I interviewed a spokesman with the DEA, along with four experts in the field, to find out why a whole bunch of people with terrible, chronic pain are about to become criminals.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/27)

Look, we get it. Once you find out that your patronus is a three-legged alley cat, it's hard to get motivated to check on the news.


6 Reasons Breitbart Is The Most Batsh!t Crazy Website Ever

Breitbart makes Fox News look like the BBC.


6 'Wacky' Headlines With Legitimately Sad Backstories

Keep your eye out for the following headlines, and trust us when we say they should never be shared in conjunction with that laugh-cry emoji you love so much.


13 Surefire Steps To Reunite With Your Estranged Dad

Ever find yourself longingly watching families holding hands? Slowing down time when a child runs into the arms of their smiling dad, like in a bad Hallmark commercial? You might be feeling the symptoms of having an estranged father.


6 Things We Wouldn't Have Without Donald Trump

As the 2016 election approaches its home stretch, Donald Trump is still finding time to invent basically everything he does.


5 Signs NBC Is Unofficially Endorsing Trump For President

NBC is actively endorsing Trump, all while pretending they cut ties well over a year ago with the man they helped make a star.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/20)

It's getting so you can't check the news without your smart phone bursting into flames.


5 Things You Learn Being Attacked By The Alt-Right

Warning: Nothing but horror is ahead.


5 Reasons The WikiLeaks Guy Is Losing His Mind

It sounds like Julian Assange's time in isolation might not exactly be healthy.