Cracked Archive - News

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/19)

World events are like a game of chess, only there are billions of pieces, no rules, and the board is perched precariously over a landmine.

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17 'Real' Headlines The Media Is Too Afraid To Write

'Most Americans have less than $1,000 in savings and plan to invest it all in record Powerball.'

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4 Facts Anti-Government Militias Don't Want You To Know

Why the sudden rash of rebel groups obsessed with tyranny? There's a lot to unpack here -- and even more that's being ignored by most of the media.

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What Steven Avery And O.J. Simpson Both Prove About Justice

Up yours, Donnie Wahlberg -- this is how you really compare Avery and O.J.

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Your 23 Most Obvious Gun Control Questions (Answered)

No, Obama is not coming for your guns.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.

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The 6 Dumbest Things We Just Learned The Secret Service Did

It's been more than 50 years since the last time a president died while the Secret Service was babysitting him, though clearly they've dumb-lucked their way into that winning record.

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14 Obvious 'Truths' Missing From Recent News Stories (1/8)

'New Netflix series makes every neckbeard an expert investigator.'

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge.

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4 Things Everybody Overlooks When Talking About Trump

Hey, have you heard about Donald Trump's run for president? No, not his current campaign -- his 2000 run when he tried to win the Reform Party nomination but lost to Pat Buchanan.

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5 Horrific Experiences I Lived As A Child Refugee

The bloodbaths in the Kakuma refugee camp tended to start with hunger and desperation.

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5 Huge News Stories Of 2015 (We Immediately Forgot)

Don't worry, Ariana Grande, in our hearts you'll always be a doughnut licker instead of doing whatever that thing it is that you do.

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18 News Stories Altered To Actually Tell The Truth (12/20)

Google is revealing some truly freaky stuff with their technology.

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How 8 Stores Are Fighting The War On Christmas

Family Dollar is clearly not ashamed to love Christmas in a Christmas-hating world, and that's an admirable trait for any soldier to have.

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29 Ridiculous 'News' Stories You Thought Were True In 2015

No, Pope Paul VI never proclaimed our pets are going to heaven.

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