Some weeks it seems like the news media is deliberately punking you.
Pharmaceutical companies make Walter White look like an amateur.
The concept of fake news isn't entirely fake.
America is running out of poison.
You're welcome for making you a much more interesting person to the people screaming obscenities at you on Xbox.
Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.
Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.
We really need to stop using Hitler as some sort of benchmark.
Markwayne Mullin seems to have forgotten that whole 'public servant' part of his duties.
You're welcome for making you a more interesting person to your dear Aunt Gerty.
As told by Zack Zackerson, Head Social Media Guru / Virality Ninja of the social media startup ClymbEr.
Trying to find the important stories in the weekly news cycle is like playing 'Where's Waldo?'
This is the truth racists don't want you to know.
Here's your weekly dose of knowledge to help you impress the pants off your pets.