Look, we get it. Between the news' blind spots and the resulting mayhem on social sites, you're probably having media-related trust issues right now.
There is more work to be done than before, even with the weight of the recent political upset.
Canada is not your safety school.
I'm tired of hearing you tell me that everything is going to be okay, because the implications of this election are different for you than for everyone else.
Look, we get it. It takes at least a week to get through the mountain of voter literature that piles up in your mailbox.
While it's everyone's God-given right to not vote, considering what's at stake this year, never has a more wrong-headed act existed.
These men hold no illusions about their chances of winning, but for better or for worse, you have the option of offering them and their beliefs your support.
Trump may have started the conversation, but keep in mind that he doesn't actually own this scum pond. He's just one more turd leeching on a system designed to favor the powerful and grabby.
Look, we get it. At this point in the election cycle, checking the news is just asking for a migraine.
Donald Trump has proven to be the T-1000 of presidential bids.
Look, we get it. You can either get your Hillary Quinn costume done by Halloween or keep up with the news.