World events are like a game of chess, only there are billions of pieces, no rules, and the board is perched precariously over a landmine.
'Most Americans have less than $1,000 in savings and plan to invest it all in record Powerball.'
Why the sudden rash of rebel groups obsessed with tyranny? There's a lot to unpack here -- and even more that's being ignored by most of the media.
Up yours, Donnie Wahlberg -- this is how you really compare Avery and O.J.
No, Obama is not coming for your guns.
Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.
It's been more than 50 years since the last time a president died while the Secret Service was babysitting him, though clearly they've dumb-lucked their way into that winning record.
'New Netflix series makes every neckbeard an expert investigator.'
Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge.
Hey, have you heard about Donald Trump's run for president? No, not his current campaign -- his 2000 run when he tried to win the Reform Party nomination but lost to Pat Buchanan.
Don't worry, Ariana Grande, in our hearts you'll always be a doughnut licker instead of doing whatever that thing it is that you do.
Google is revealing some truly freaky stuff with their technology.
No, Pope Paul VI never proclaimed our pets are going to heaven.