Cracked Archive - News

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/2/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/2/17)

Some weeks it seems like the news media is deliberately punking you.

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Simply Staggering Facts About The Opioid Epidemic
Simply Staggering Facts About The Opioid Epidemic

Pharmaceutical companies make Walter White look like an amateur.

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6 Historical Hoaxes That Are Too Stupid Even For 2017
6 Historical Hoaxes That Are Too Stupid Even For 2017

The concept of fake news isn't entirely fake.

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The Terrifying Shortage Nobody Is Talking About
The Terrifying Shortage Nobody Is Talking About

America is running out of poison.

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Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (4/23/17)
Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (4/23/17)

You're welcome for making you a much more interesting person to the people screaming obscenities at you on Xbox.

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Let's Crunch The Numbers Behind Bill O'Reilly's 'Punishment'
Let's Crunch The Numbers Behind Bill O'Reilly's 'Punishment'

Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/25/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/25/17)

Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.

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How Hitler Ruined Our Ability to Discuss Politics
How Hitler Ruined Our Ability to Discuss Politics

We really need to stop using Hitler as some sort of benchmark.

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How A Dumb Political Comment Unveils A Lifetime Of Arrogance
How A Dumb Political Comment Unveils A Lifetime Of Arrogance

Markwayne Mullin seems to have forgotten that whole 'public servant' part of his duties.

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10 Horizon-Broadening Facts
10 Horizon-Broadening Facts

You're welcome for making you a more interesting person to your dear Aunt Gerty.

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Trump Is Now Bombing Countries Like It's Viral Marketing
Trump Is Now Bombing Countries Like It's Viral Marketing

As told by Zack Zackerson, Head Social Media Guru / Virality Ninja of the social media startup ClymbEr.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/18/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/18/17)

Trying to find the important stories in the weekly news cycle is like playing 'Where's Waldo?'

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7 Reasons We're Quietly Letting Racists Win
7 Reasons We're Quietly Letting Racists Win

This is the truth racists don't want you to know.

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Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know
Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know

Here's your weekly dose of knowledge to help you impress the pants off your pets.

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