Cracked Archive - News
8 Less Known Trump Stories That’d Derail Any Other Campaign
This election cycle has given us plenty, but dig deeper, and there are so, so, so, so many more times when Donald Trump has proven himself to be a festering wart on the genitals of America.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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646 The 12 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10-11)
Some weeks the news cycle is like a runaway train made entirely out of clown cars.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (10/4)
While you're busy packing your bags for that shuttle to Mars, news happens.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/27)
Look, we get it. Once you find out that your patronus is a three-legged alley cat, it's hard to get motivated to check on the news.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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6 Reasons Breitbart Is The Most Batsh!t Crazy Website Ever
Breitbart makes Fox News look like the BBC.
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- By Jim Avery
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/20)
It's getting so you can't check the news without your smart phone bursting into flames.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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Bayer Purchased Monsanto (And We Are All Screwed)
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- By CRACKED Staff
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5 Ways Losing The Presidency Sucks Even More Than You Think
Running for president and then losing is the first step toward a life of soul-crushing misery and heartache.
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- By Michael Hossey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/13)
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/6)
Sure, you could keep up with the news. But then you'd miss the balls-to-the-wall action of Mark Hamill shaving his beard.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/30)
Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whack-a-Mole with a spork.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/23)
We feel you. Some weeks you just get too busy erecting life-sized, naked Trump statues to keep up with the news.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/16)
It's not just you. It's gotten a little weird, out there. Even the news seems like an Orwellian fever dream.
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- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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5 Movies That Inadvertently Changed The Course Of US History
There are plenty of responsibilities where cribbing off of whatever's new on Netflix is a really, really bad idea. Like shaping government policies.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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The 5 Most Insane Twist Endings Of Real Missing Person Cases
Modern technology makes it pretty difficult for a person to drop off the face of the Earth. But back when that was more common, missing persons cases used to get super weird.
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- By Robin Warder
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