Cracked Archive - News
Some weeks it seems like the news media is deliberately punking you.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 27, 2017
Pharmaceutical companies make Walter White look like an amateur.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 26, 2017
The concept of fake news isn't entirely fake.
- By Adam Wears, Marina Reimann
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- April 26, 2017
America is running out of poison.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- April 23, 2017
You're welcome for making you a much more interesting person to the people screaming obscenities at you on Xbox.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 23, 2017
Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.
- By Katie Goldin
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- April 20, 2017
Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 20, 2017
We really need to stop using Hitler as some sort of benchmark.
- By Mark Hill
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- April 19, 2017
Markwayne Mullin seems to have forgotten that whole 'public servant' part of his duties.
- By Ian Fortey
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- April 16, 2017
You're welcome for making you a more interesting person to your dear Aunt Gerty.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 16, 2017
As told by Zack Zackerson, Head Social Media Guru / Virality Ninja of the social media startup ClymbEr.
- By Dan Hopper
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- April 15, 2017
Trying to find the important stories in the weekly news cycle is like playing 'Where's Waldo?'
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 13, 2017
This is the truth racists don't want you to know.
- By Jason Pargin
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- April 12, 2017
Here's your weekly dose of knowledge to help you impress the pants off your pets.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 09, 2017
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