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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/15/16)

Look, we get it. Between the news' blind spots and the resulting mayhem on social sites, you're probably having media-related trust issues right now.

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By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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November 15, 2016

The Most Relaxing Cracked Store Sale Yet

By Dan Duddy
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November 13, 2016

Analyzing The Pros And Cons Of Trump Winning The Election

There is more work to be done than before, even with the weight of the recent political upset.

By Aaron Kheifets
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November 12, 2016

What Canada Thinks Of You Threatening To Move There

Canada is not your safety school.

By Mark Hill
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November 10, 2016

Dear White Friends: Stop Saying Everything Is Going To Be Ok

I'm tired of hearing you tell me that everything is going to be okay, because the implications of this election are different for you than for everyone else.

By Teresa Lee
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November 09, 2016

Don't Panic

Don't panic. Or rather, don't keep panicking for too long.

By Jason Pargin
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November 09, 2016

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (11/8/16)

Look, we get it. It takes at least a week to get through the mountain of voter literature that piles up in your mailbox.

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By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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November 08, 2016

The 6 F**king Stupidest Reasons Why People Don't Vote

While it's everyone's God-given right to not vote, considering what's at stake this year, never has a more wrong-headed act existed.

By David Christopher Bell
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November 06, 2016

We Talk To 3 (Fringe) Alternative Presidential Candidates

These men hold no illusions about their chances of winning, but for better or for worse, you have the option of offering them and their beliefs your support.

By Mark Hill
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November 03, 2016

5 Lessons The 2016 Election Teaches Us About Sexual Assault

Trump may have started the conversation, but keep in mind that he doesn't actually own this scum pond. He's just one more turd leeching on a system designed to favor the powerful and grabby.