Cracked Archive - News

The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/19)

World events are like a game of chess, only there are billions of pieces, no rules, and the board is perched precariously over a landmine.


17 'Real' Headlines The Media Is Too Afraid To Write

'Most Americans have less than $1,000 in savings and plan to invest it all in record Powerball.'


4 Facts Anti-Government Militias Don't Want You To Know

Why the sudden rash of rebel groups obsessed with tyranny? There's a lot to unpack here -- and even more that's being ignored by most of the media.


What Steven Avery And O.J. Simpson Both Prove About Justice

Up yours, Donnie Wahlberg -- this is how you really compare Avery and O.J.


Your 23 Most Obvious Gun Control Questions (Answered)

No, Obama is not coming for your guns.


The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/12)

Staying current with the news is like trying to put tiny tuxedos on a swarm of angry hornets.


The 6 Dumbest Things We Just Learned The Secret Service Did

It's been more than 50 years since the last time a president died while the Secret Service was babysitting him, though clearly they've dumb-lucked their way into that winning record.


14 Obvious 'Truths' Missing From Recent News Stories (1/8)

'New Netflix series makes every neckbeard an expert investigator.'


The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (1/5)

Trying to keep up with the news is like trying to dry out a flooded basement with a sponge.


4 Things Everybody Overlooks When Talking About Trump

Hey, have you heard about Donald Trump's run for president? No, not his current campaign -- his 2000 run when he tried to win the Reform Party nomination but lost to Pat Buchanan.


5 Horrific Experiences I Lived As A Child Refugee

The bloodbaths in the Kakuma refugee camp tended to start with hunger and desperation.


5 Huge News Stories Of 2015 (We Immediately Forgot)

Don't worry, Ariana Grande, in our hearts you'll always be a doughnut licker instead of doing whatever that thing it is that you do.


18 News Stories Altered To Actually Tell The Truth (12/20)

Google is revealing some truly freaky stuff with their technology.


How 8 Stores Are Fighting The War On Christmas

Family Dollar is clearly not ashamed to love Christmas in a Christmas-hating world, and that's an admirable trait for any soldier to have.


29 Ridiculous 'News' Stories You Thought Were True In 2015

No, Pope Paul VI never proclaimed our pets are going to heaven.