Cracked Archive - News
Keeping up with the news is like running in a hamster wheel made of barbed wire.
The weekly news cycle is like a labyrinth without all the David Bowie.
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Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whac-A-Mole with your face.
The Trump presidency is causing a number of scary effects that haven't hit the headlines yet, whose impacts could linger for years.
- By Justin Crockett
You're welcome for making you a purveyor of honest small talk.
The weekly news cycle has turned into a funhouse mirror maze.
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The news outlets are the Tamagotchis of the new millennium.
Not to sound like Trump, but there are actually several reasons to harbor a strong dislike for the 'NYT.'
- By Mark Hill
Some weeks it seems like the news media is deliberately punking you.