Cracked Archive - News


19 Outrageous Lies That Circulated On The Internet

It's as if people don't even know how to use Google anymore.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/20)

It's getting so you can't check the news without your smart phone bursting into flames.


5 Things You Learn Being Attacked By The Alt-Right

Warning: Nothing but horror is ahead.


5 Reasons The WikiLeaks Guy Is Losing His Mind

It sounds like Julian Assange's time in isolation might not exactly be healthy.


The 5 Best Conspiracy Theories About Celebrity Impostors

Who among us doesn't enjoy a good conspiracy theory?


5 Ways Losing The Presidency Sucks Even More Than You Think

Running for president and then losing is the first step toward a life of soul-crushing misery and heartache.


5 Reasons Gun Control In The United States Is A Lost Cause

The steps we take in the name of curbing gun violence often come off as ceremonial gestures at best.


The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/6)

Sure, you could keep up with the news. But then you'd miss the balls-to-the-wall action of Mark Hamill shaving his beard.


50 Candidates Who'd Be Better Than Trump At Being President

Rumors continue to circulate about Donald Trump possibly dropping out of the election. That is understandably making GOP leadership nervous. So what are their other options?


4 Stories From When U.S. Terrorism Was Extremely Common

What rarely comes up during discussions about the modern-day terror crisis is that, at least in the United States, terrorist attacks used to be a way bigger problem than they are now.


The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/30)

Keeping up with the news is like trying to play Whack-a-Mole with a spork.


5 Ways Growing Up Female In Saudi Arabia Is A Nightmare

You can't judge an entire country by their government. Which is why we reached out to two Saudi women to find out what life there is really.