Cracked Archive - News

Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (3/17/17)

You can thank us later for how smart and interesting you're going to sound to all your friends and families and cats.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/21/17)

Just when you think you've got the news media matrix figured out, somebody reboots it.

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Let's Shine Some Light On The B.S. You Believe About Russia

It's fun to spend a few minutes every day in a fantasy world where Donald Trump is hours away from impeachment, but a fantasy world is all that is.

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10 Bizarre Facts To Stick In Your Brain (3/10/17)

Cracked.com: Making you sound smart and/or interesting in a social setting since 1958.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/14/17)

Keeping up with meaningful news stories is like trying to follow a pre-dawn Twitter rant. No reasonable person can be expected to make sense of it all.

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5 Dark Realities When Putin Wants To Invade Your Country

For those in Estonia, all-out war with Russia is such a reality, they actively prepare for it.

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Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know

At some point in the very near future, you are going to need to sound smart and/or interesting. We're here to help with that.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (3/7/17)

Keeping up with meaningful news stories is like trying to find an M&M in a Skittles factory.

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5 Ways To Stay Sane In An Era Of Non-Stop Outrage

If you want to stay sane over the next four years, stop feeding an outrage addiction that puts money in the pockets of reckless carnival barkers.

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Let's Shine Some Light On The Awfulness That Is Bill Maher

Bill Maher is almost as big a piece of garbage as Milo is.

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The Real Reason For The Trans Bathroom Panic

Arguments against the policy are more easily debunked than the myth that sewer gators can bite your buttocks off mid-poop.

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10 Ridiculous Facts We Learned This Week (2/24/17)

We can't promise that any of these fascinating facts will save your life -- or, for that matter, be of any practical use whatsoever.

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How Society (Accidentally) Created Milo And Trump

Curse Milo's sudden but inevitable betrayal of conservative values! If only we could've seen it coming...

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/28/17)

Keeping up with the news is like shopping at a big box store. It's busy, it's confusing, and there's just so much of everything.

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4 Ways To Make Sure Your Protest Really Makes A Difference

Grab a beer, you pitchfork-shining renegade.

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