Cracked Archive - News

The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/15/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/15/17)

Some weeks it's like the news outlets are run by minions and Toy Story aliens.

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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (8/13/2017)
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (8/13/2017)

What dumb stuff is everyone talking about right now? Well...

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/8/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/8/17)

Some weeks it's like the news is bees and you're Nic Cage.

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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (8/06/2017)
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (8/06/2017)

What stupid crap is everyone talking about right now? Well...

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/1/17)
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (8/1/17)

Some days the news reads like a cryptic note you wrote to yourself in the middle of the night.

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Surprising Insider Realities Of Being Trans In The Military
Surprising Insider Realities Of Being Trans In The Military

'When [Trump] said they're a disruption ... he is the one who is disrupting the morale and combat effectiveness of our services by basically throwing away 15,000 very trained, highly capable warriors.

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The Actual Truth Behind The Guy Who Got Stuck In An ATM
The Actual Truth Behind The Guy Who Got Stuck In An ATM

James Portillo walked away from his inadvertent fame with a more positive opinion of internet commenters than anyone who's ever lived.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/25/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/25/17)

Sometimes the news is like a car alarm in a parking garage.

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What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (7/23/2017)
What Stupid Thing Is Trending Now? (7/23/2017)

What is everyone on your social media feed up in arms about today? Right now, it's this.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/18/17)
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (7/18/17)

The news outlets are like infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters, but without all the Shakespeare.

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You Can Get These On Amazon Prime, But Would You Want To?
You Can Get These On Amazon Prime, But Would You Want To?

It's Amazon Prime Day! I was just clicking around in there and found bargains so shockingly low that I'm worried I might go to jail for stealing.

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