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13 Obscure Movie And Weird General Now-You-Know Facts
It seems Brad Pitt followed in Robert De Niro’s footsteps.
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- By Andrea Meno
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'Home Depot' Ceiling Fans Recalled As Blades Keep Flying Off, Smacking People
Nope. Just Nope.
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- By Carly Tennes
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13 Movie, Science, History, And More Now-You-Know Facts
Sir, this is a place weighed down with regrets.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Michael Flynn Now Peddles Dumb Conspiracy Merch on Twitter
Because nothing says 'patriotism' like a profiting off of disenfranchised Americans!
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Good News Stories That 2021 May Bring
2021 may shape up to be a happier one.
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- By Max Mitchem
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10 Strange, Commemorative Monolith Items That Now Apparently Exist
Have $7,495 burning a hole in your pocket? Try commissioning a custom 10-foot monolith, for, you know, strictly commemorative purposes ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Boston Dynamics' Robots Can Probably Destroy Us All -- In A Dance Battle
The A.I. apocalypse will now be a dance battle.
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Garbage Trends That We Need To Leave Behind In 2021
2021 needs to try harder ...
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- By Zanandi Botes
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13 Movies, Science, And More Pieces Of Strangely Fascinating Trivia
Please enjoy content in this undoubtedly degenerate, yet certainly entertaining, electronic form.
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- By Andrea Meno
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Why Are British Celebs Such Complete Jerks To Trans People?
Why do rich famous liberal Brits waste their time and reputations attacking trans people for idiotic reasons?
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- By Mark Hill
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15 Countries Paying Their Workers More Than The US During COVID-19
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- By Eli Yudin
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Home Depot's Twelve-Foot Skeletons Are Now Used As Christmas Decor
Our bony buddy is back! And more festive than ever.
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- By Carly Tennes
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TikToker Dunks On Old Gasbag Morrissey With Teeny Bopper Dance to 'There is A Light That Never Goes Out'
TikTokers are coming at Morrissey -- one viral dance at a time.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Twitter Adds Disclaimer That Joe Biden Won Fair and Square On POTUS's Tweets
It only took 46 days, an electoral college vote, and two (2) instances of 'Borat 2' star Rudy Giuliani allegedly farting in court, but here we are, I guess.
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Reasons We Can't Laugh Away Stupid Conspiracy Theories In 2021
Some conspiracy theories are nothing but cosplay to avoid thinking about actual problems in the world.
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- By Mark Hill
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