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The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/10)
The news can sound like a bar full of drunk strangers all loudly trying to tell you about the worst thing that ever happened to them.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- May 10, 2016
5 Creepy News Stories That Aren't Getting Enough Attention
Warning: These stories are super depressing.
- By Kathy Benjamin
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- May 07, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (5/3)
The news reads like an encyclopedia of worst-case scenarios.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- May 03, 2016
6 Dumb Myths People Constantly Believe About Immigration
Whether you have a 'live and let live' approach or you're convinced that every person with a foreign accent is destroying this country from within, you're probably operating under some false assumptions about the issue.
- By Chasen Shaw, Sahir Doshi
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- May 03, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/26)
Watching the news can make you feel like your brain just worked a long shift at a diaper-cleaning service.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 26, 2016
6 Horrifying Realities Of Dealing With Sandy Hook 'Truthers'
How long do you think it takes conspiracy theorists to turn nasty after a national tragedy? A year? A month? Nope: Immediately.
- By Mark Hill, Lenny Pozner
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- April 26, 2016
I Fought The Taliban And They Came After Me And My Family
So there's this guy in Afghanistan who learned English from watching old Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, and he has quite the story to tell.
- By Robert Evans
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- April 20, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/19)
Trying to stay current with the news is like getting a job manning Earth's complaint desk.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 19, 2016
6 Ways US Elections Look Insane To Non-US Citizens
Lengthy primaries, bitter arguments, colossal amounts of money ... that's just how democracy works, right? But some of those everyday oddities are completely baffling to outsiders.
- By Mark Hill, Pauli Poisuo
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- April 12, 2016
The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/12)
The news can make it look like the world is directed by Zack Snyder while going through a bitter divorce.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 12, 2016
6 Ugly Things I Learned Selling Guns To Drug Cartels
In 2006, the ATF started experimenting with letting cartels smuggle guns into Mexico. We talked to someone who was a part of this predictable disaster.
- By Robert Evans, Anonymous
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- April 12, 2016
14 Lessons From The Fur Catalog That Follows Me On Instagram
Looking at a woman wearing the chemically-modified corpses of several foxes can really build your confidence.
- By Anna Drezen
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- April 07, 2016
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/5)
The news reads like somebody gave a thousand monkeys a thousand typewriters and then set the building on fire.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 05, 2016
4 Ways Elections Are Even More Corrupt Than You Think
By the end of this article, you might prefer having shrapnel explode into your skull.
- By Nick Brown
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- April 04, 2016
A Look At Our Future: 5 Nations Who Elected Their Trump
For years now, people who preach the exact same brand of hate as Trump (sometimes worse) have been winning elections and gaining power at an alarming rate all over Europe and other parts of the world.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 31, 2016
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