Cracked Archive - News
Okay, rich people. What's your deal?
You know what? After the 'Rick and Morty' Szechuan sauce debacle, I don't want to hear a single complaint about glitter coffee.
No, trump didn't overfeed a bunch of Koi fish on his trip to Japan. But there were still a few prize turd comments coming out of that trip.
The news just doesn’t get any better than this. Which is kind of depressing when you think about it.
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This woman is a certifiable evil genius.
Look at that cute little baby elephant trunk ... Oh, that's an earthworm.
- By Katie Goldin
I thought it was impossible to innovate a worse flying experience. But Southwest has pushed the envelope with their new in-flight live entertainment.
The news is like a haunted house, but with a lot more jump-scares.
This video is one of the greatest performance art pieces of all time.
What crazy conspiracy theory is the internet up in arms about now?
The Amazon Key is the prefect delivery system for agoraphobic serial killers.
Ugh, why don't I get free weed when I order from Amazon?