Cracked Archive - News
Some weeks it's like the news is bees and you're Nic Cage.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- August 03, 2017
What stupid crap is everyone talking about right now? Well...
- By Anita Serwacki, Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- July 31, 2017
- By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada, Ian Fortey, Daniel Dockery, Lydia Bugg
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- July 31, 2017
Some days the news reads like a cryptic note you wrote to yourself in the middle of the night.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- July 27, 2017
'When [Trump] said they're a disruption ... he is the one who is disrupting the morale and combat effectiveness of our services by basically throwing away 15,000 very trained, highly capable warriors.
- By Robert Evans, Saundra Sorenson
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- July 27, 2017
James Portillo walked away from his inadvertent fame with a more positive opinion of internet commenters than anyone who's ever lived.
- By Robert Evans
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- July 25, 2017
- By Tim Hawkman, Luis Prada, Daniel Dockery, Lydia Bugg
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- July 24, 2017
Sometimes the news is like a car alarm in a parking garage.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- July 20, 2017
What is everyone on your social media feed up in arms about today? Right now, it's this.
- By Dan Duddy, Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- July 17, 2017
The news outlets are like infinite monkeys with infinite typewriters, but without all the Shakespeare.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- July 13, 2017
It's Amazon Prime Day! I was just clicking around in there and found bargains so shockingly low that I'm worried I might go to jail for stealing.
- By Katie Goldin
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- July 11, 2017
What is everyone on your social media feed up in arms about today? Right now, it's this.
- By Anita Serwacki, Katie Goldin, Andres Diplotti
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- July 10, 2017
Whether it's as a genius businessman, pawn of the Russians, or Buffoon of the Apocalypse, everyone has their preferred version of Donald Trump.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- July 09, 2017
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