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Let's Crunch The Numbers Behind Bill O'Reilly's 'Punishment'
Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.
- By Katie Goldin
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- April 20, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/25/17)
Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 20, 2017
How Hitler Ruined Our Ability to Discuss Politics
We really need to stop using Hitler as some sort of benchmark.
- By Mark Hill
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- April 19, 2017
How A Dumb Political Comment Unveils A Lifetime Of Arrogance
Markwayne Mullin seems to have forgotten that whole 'public servant' part of his duties.
- By Ian Fortey
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- April 16, 2017
10 Cool Facts To Download Into Your Brain
You're welcome for making you a more interesting person to your dear Aunt Gerty.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 16, 2017
Trump Is Now Bombing Countries Like It's Viral Marketing
As told by Zack Zackerson, Head Social Media Guru / Virality Ninja of the social media startup ClymbEr.
- By Dan Hopper
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- April 15, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/18/17)
Trying to find the important stories in the weekly news cycle is like playing 'Where's Waldo?'
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 13, 2017
7 Reasons We're Quietly Letting Racists Win
This is the truth racists don't want you to know.
- By Jason Pargin
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- April 12, 2017
Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know
Here's your weekly dose of knowledge to help you impress the pants off your pets.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 09, 2017
Here's The Trump News We Should Actually Be Talking About
The tragedy is that every one of these garbage stories has something real and ugly at its core, but all that stuff is getting buried under sensational B.S.
- By Robert Evans
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- April 06, 2017
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/11/17)
Some weeks the news headlines are like the scarabs in a Brendan Fraser mummy movie.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- April 06, 2017
Some Brief, Friendly Advice About Race And Racism
So you've got some new, controversial opinions about race!
- By Jason Pargin
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- April 05, 2017
Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (4/2/17)
You're welcome for turning you into the next Ben Stein.
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- April 02, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/4/17)
The news outlets are like that kid who keeps pulling the fire alarm. You can't ignore them completely because you might miss something important.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- March 30, 2017
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