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The news is specifically crafted to keep you swinging from rage to terror and back again.
Some weeks the news is like a clown hiding in your sewer.
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Keeping up with the news is like jumping into a passing flash mob.
Despite the fact that this sordid tale is all over every (non-FOX) news station these days, the press has somehow neglected to tell you the weirdest parts.
- By Justin Crockett
We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.
Some weeks it's like the news outlets are run by minions and Toy Story aliens.
Some weeks it's like the news is bees and you're Nic Cage.