Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.
Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.
We really need to stop using Hitler as some sort of benchmark.
Markwayne Mullin seems to have forgotten that whole 'public servant' part of his duties.
You're welcome for making you a more interesting person to your dear Aunt Gerty.
As told by Zack Zackerson, Head Social Media Guru / Virality Ninja of the social media startup ClymbEr.
Trying to find the important stories in the weekly news cycle is like playing 'Where's Waldo?'
This is the truth racists don't want you to know.
Here's your weekly dose of knowledge to help you impress the pants off your pets.
The tragedy is that every one of these garbage stories has something real and ugly at its core, but all that stuff is getting buried under sensational B.S.
Some weeks the news headlines are like the scarabs in a Brendan Fraser mummy movie.
So you've got some new, controversial opinions about race!
You're welcome for turning you into the next Ben Stein.
The news outlets are like that kid who keeps pulling the fire alarm. You can't ignore them completely because you might miss something important.