Cracked Archive - News

Let's Crunch The Numbers Behind Bill O'Reilly's 'Punishment'

Bill O'Reilly isn't returning to Fox News because he sexually harassed five women. No, he's not returning because of math.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/25/17)

Sorting through news headlines is like archaeology -- there's a ton of digging, there's so much dirt, and anything good you find is usually broken.

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How Hitler Ruined Our Ability to Discuss Politics

We really need to stop using Hitler as some sort of benchmark.

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How A Dumb Political Comment Unveils A Lifetime Of Arrogance

Markwayne Mullin seems to have forgotten that whole 'public servant' part of his duties.

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10 Cool Facts To Download Into Your Brain

You're welcome for making you a more interesting person to your dear Aunt Gerty.

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Trump Is Now Bombing Countries Like It's Viral Marketing

As told by Zack Zackerson, Head Social Media Guru / Virality Ninja of the social media startup ClymbEr.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/18/17)

Trying to find the important stories in the weekly news cycle is like playing 'Where's Waldo?'

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7 Reasons We're Quietly Letting Racists Win

This is the truth racists don't want you to know.

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Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know

Here's your weekly dose of knowledge to help you impress the pants off your pets.

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Here's The Trump News We Should Actually Be Talking About

The tragedy is that every one of these garbage stories has something real and ugly at its core, but all that stuff is getting buried under sensational B.S.

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The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/11/17)

Some weeks the news headlines are like the scarabs in a Brendan Fraser mummy movie.

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Some Brief, Friendly Advice About Race And Racism

So you've got some new, controversial opinions about race!

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Here's 10 Amazing Things You Probably Didn't Know (4/2/17)

You're welcome for turning you into the next Ben Stein.

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The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/4/17)

The news outlets are like that kid who keeps pulling the fire alarm. You can't ignore them completely because you might miss something important.

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