Cracked Archive - News
The Ramifications Of Milo On 'Real Time With Bill Maher'
Our writers couldn't agree on how to best tackle this issue, so we had them tackle each other -- figuratively, as our 'Blood Arena' was banned by HR.
- By Daniel Dockery, Aaron Kheifets
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- February 18, 2017
Hey, Harrison Ford, About These Planes ...
What I'm about to say may sound like an attack, but please believe me when I say that I'm speaking to you from a place of love.
- By Ian Fortey
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- February 16, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/21/17)
The news is like the endless, vaguely terrifying disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- February 16, 2017
The 14 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/14/17)
The weekly news cycle is like a giant box of Conversation Hearts -- some of it makes sense, but the rest is indecipherable garbage.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- February 14, 2017
The Most Quoted B.S. Myth Inside The Right's Media Bubble
When the Constitution mentions 'citizens,' it is exclusive to citizens of the United States, but when it starts using the word 'person,' it's referring to everybody.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- February 12, 2017
Let's Stop Viewing Donald Trump Through Pop Culture Lenses
Shoving the plot points of a movie into news history not only ends up discrediting a piece of creative work, but it also distances us from the threat that is Trump.
- By Nathan Rabin
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- February 12, 2017
9 Hard Truths Trump Wishes He Knew Before Becoming President
There are drawbacks to being an outsider.
- By Aaron Kheifets
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- February 11, 2017
Why The Viral 'I Left The Left' Is Based On B.S. Logic
Dave Rubin runs through a list of the outrageous things he claims 'progressives' want, but nothing he mentions bears any resemblance to anything I or anybody I have ever met is actually fighting for.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- February 08, 2017
Everything You Need To Know About Pizzagate (Is Insane)
The people who concocted this theory should be ashamed for wasting a perfectly good name like 'Pizzagate.'
- By CRACKED Writing Staff, Andres Diplotti
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- February 07, 2017
An Insanely Depressing Day In The Life Of Donald Trump
Prepare for the seriously researched, definitive schedule of Donald Jamillah Trump that is in no way designed to antagonize him or his supporters.
- By David Christopher Bell
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- February 05, 2017
19 Tweets That Trump Will Probably Make Next
Don't be surprised if satire becomes sad reality.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- February 05, 2017
Why Democrats Are Every School Yard Bully's Wet Dream
In reality, if a werewolf tried to play high school basketball, he'd be shot in the face by Betsy DeVos.
- By CRACKED Staff
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- February 04, 2017
The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (2/7/17)
This week we rolled out our weekly news feature like the good SuperBowl ads -- a few at a time, spread out over time.
- By T. S. Obiech, Scott Laffey
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- February 02, 2017
5 Embarrassing Secrets Hiding In Trump's Cabinet
This is information America needs to hear. You're welcome.
- By Chris Rio
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- January 28, 2017
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