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20 Ways The Government Shutdown's Destroying America
We're currently in the midst of the longest government shutdown in the history of our fair nation.
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244 5 Incredible Times Everyday People Saved The Day
These people are taking valuable time out of their lives to do the right thing.
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- By Mark Hill
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20 Pieces Of Good News Everybody Missed In 2018
Here are 20 uplifting news stories you might have missed this year.
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- By Kelly Stone
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It's Now Legal To Own Nunchucks In New York
New Yorkers once again have the right to bear nunchucks thanks to one tenacious lawyer -- and a depressing NRA victory.
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- By Cedric Voets
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12 Underreported Reasons Why 2018 Was Just The Worst
The kindest thing you can say about 2018 is that it was definitely a year.
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- By Adam Wears
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Guy Accidentally Invites 25,000 Strangers To Holiday Party
Oof.
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- By Adam Wears
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President Of Nigeria: I’m Not A Clone, Stop Asking
Now that’s how you do a birther conspiracy theory.
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Laws From Other Countries (The USA Should Totally Steal)
America's pretty great, but by taking a few pages out of other countries' lawbooks, it could be even greater.
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- By E. Reid Ross, Jordan Breeding, James Freeth, S. Aslam, V.R. Craft
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This Is Maybe The Worst Legal Defense Ever Presented
'I am a person who is extremely knowledgeable about the law.'
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- By Adam Wears
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5 Shocking Stories Amazon Doesn't Want You To Know
Maybe you should feel a little guilty for ordering rush shipping for that Voltron body pillow.
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- By Mark Hill
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5 Trump Properties He Doesn't Like To Talk About
Le'ts look back at a few of Trump's more underrated shenanigans.
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- By Adam Wears
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This Is Probably The Dumbest News Story of 2018
A conservative plot to frame Robert Mueller for sexual assault unraveled in minutes.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Behold, The Most Hilariously Brutal Political Ad of 2018
Richard Linklater is taking a break from making navel-gazing movies to go straight for the jugular.
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- By Cedric Voets
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America’s Worst Candy Is Saved By Its Second-Worst Candy
Necco Wafers are teaming up with America's other least-favorite confectionery.
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- By Cedric Voets
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