Thanks to Nixon, politicians have relied on makeup artists to hide their late nights, cold sores, and reptilian skin from public view for years. We talked to three of them, and this is what we learned.
Some weeks the news is like a clown hiding in your sewer.
Modern Nazis won't be goose-stepping across the country in groups of millions in the foreseeable future.
Keeping up with the news is like jumping into a passing flash mob.
Despite the fact that this sordid tale is all over every (non-FOX) news station these days, the press has somehow neglected to tell you the weirdest parts.
We get it. You'd rather chew your own foot off than check the news right now.