Have you seen this? Have you heard of this? No, you haven't, liar.

That's right, we're calling you liars. You haven't heard of these stories, virtually no one has. Your local news and 24 hours news channels are more concerned with politics, random murder cases, something involving a car accident, or that new catheter that your grand-uncle swears by. Seriously, it does a really good job removing urine from his body and, by golly, it's impressive. Especially at that price point and that it's covered by most insurance plans. But anyway.

Where were going with this? Oh, yeah, right, you don't know these stories. You don't know that Dubai is going to host space court. You don't know about the people who changed the Hollywood sign into “Hollyboob.” You don't know about the international incident involving Wu-Tang Clan merch.

But you can. You can know. Just scroll down to check out those stories and more.


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